Lady Velvet

Dirty minded Cougar
#Callherdaddy
#Daddygang

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

@AnnieFuckinCruz #vividradio #AnnieFuckinCruz FUCK YES!!! We do that roleplay A LOT! I get left with Russian Mafia Druglords cuz loser BF couldn't pay debt, I've been a Sinister Lolita that laid out a trap for Daddy's demise at next poker game

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

Exactly!!! Me too!!!

[semendemon @kimmygrangerxxx]

Just because my titties are too small to fuck doesn’t mean you can’t still rub your meat all over my sternum. Bitch I’m ribbed for your pleasure 💯

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

I love this! You are very, very good boys!

[semendemon @kimmygrangerxxx]

Any woman that falsely acuses a man of rape should face the same punishment the man would have faced if convicted! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

@rileyreidx3 You are just too adorable! Especially when you give that says, “Don’t do that to me, I’m a good girl, not a cock slut! Fuck yeah, I’m a cock slut!”

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

OMFG! Too funny!

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

I love this! You are very, very good boys!

[Z-pup × Zannak©| Darklands @DarkZpup]

My favorite moment of this pride probably was the moment when I crawled up to this old zweet lady! All the pups joined in and she was so kind to us good boys! 😍👅💦👅💦👅

[Chris Barron @thechrisbarron]

My stepmom told me I’d be a janitor [nothing wrong with that] and live in the basement of a school and play guitar for the rats.

I wrote a song about her. It’s called Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.

It’s been played on the radio three million times.

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

@My_WifesFantasy @callherdaddy

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

Not sure I could handle this, Tanqueray tried to kill me on Spring Break in Daytona Beach.....

Guess I won't know until you offer me one...

[Come Hell or High Water Rum @CHoHWRum]

Have you tried it yet?

Very happy to announce that our Hedgehog Gin did great at the International Wine & Spirit Competition - @theIWSC 🦔.

[Ron Jeremy @RealRonJeremy]

Boom

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

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[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

Amen!

[semendemon @kimmygrangerxxx]

Just because my titties are too small to fuck doesn’t mean you can’t still rub your meat all over my sternum. Bitch I’m ribbed for your pleasure 💯

[Faith O'Shea @FaithOShea]

"Oh," she cooed. "You say #Hell like it's a bad thing."

But they both knew, just by looking at her, that Hell could be touchable. Hell could be soft, inviting.

His head swirled with a growing, gnawing certainty that Hell would be the best thing he ever stuck his cock in.

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

@KinkKitten_666 #DaddyGang #Savage

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

@callherdaddy I live in a bustling, downtown, 1st floor apt -
#CallHerDaddy plays loud AF, windows wide-open. Love it or cross the fucking street, children! Daddy's preachin'!

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

No shit

[Warren Leight @warrenleightTV]

Pro tip: every time a Republican prefaces a diatribe with "respectfully," he isn't being respectful.

#MuellerTime

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

LMFAO!!!
I take your question

#MuellerTime

[🏳️‍⚧️Mama Bear @wordsRmightier]

Bob Mueller is every high school teacher ever, just repeatedly asking his lazy asshole students to JUST READ THE GODDAMN BOOK IT'S ALL IN THERE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. #MuellerHearing #MuellerDay #MuellerTime

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

And that whiney bitch boy better have a nine inch tongue and breathe through his fucking ears!!!

[Lady Velvet @LadyVelvet81]

When I started 8th grade, I could get a pack of Marlboro Reds and a GLASS BOTTLE of Pepsi for $1.89. You'd get 10¢ off your next Pepsi if you returned the bottle

[Nik @stfuIol]

“Hey gtg ttyl don’t text back my parents are taking my phone away ✌️ “