Lady Wimbledown

Reasonable commentary on all things tennis, both @ATPTour and @WTA.

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@jon_wertheim @Wimbledon Average age, Jon. Unlikely to alter the median distribution at the tails.

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@Lush_Beauty1 In Islam, saying “I divorce you” three times is the equivalent of a religious annulment!

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@AnnaK_4ever Never, inshallah!

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@billieroan Looking like Lestat de Lioncourt the Vampire.

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Is this a safe space?

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Make the final ✅
Go meetup with @JimmyButler ✅

Have a day, @carlosalcaraz!

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@afwu_slm He thought he could stop the girls and the gays, but he cannot.

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Somebody has got to stop Siegemund. This is unacceptable. #wimbledon25

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I think @holgerrune2003 would make for an interesting seat mate. He would probably keep to himself but talk under his breath every once in a while, which would work for me. Helps that he’s handsome!

[Tick Tock Tennis @TickTockTennis]

Please take your seat.

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2 because I don’t think Jannik would speak to me or get up to use the restroom. Alternatively, 3, because Coco would be a polite, no nonsense seat mate who would not talk too much to me or make a big deal at all about me getting up to go to the restroom.

[Tick Tock Tennis @TickTockTennis]

Please take your seat.

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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

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@CasperRuud98 Did you know the original poster was likely quoting the movie Miss Congeniality? You should watch it if you haven’t seen it!

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@monetdoII Thought that was Millie Bobby Brown.

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@atptour @MiamiOpen Why not tag the player(s)?

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@josemorgado We love to see it.

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I do wonder what would have happened had Serena selected Wim as her post-Olympia coach.

[sage at #AO26 |#freepalestine🇵🇸 @iguszkaburner]

What a CV 😭

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@rogueAelfinn I hear you (and that), but I think your framing—positive, constructive—is a better take than the deficit-informed feedback that the commentators seem to prioritize.

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Chrissie Evert lamenting that Iga Swiatek has never played doubles, which is not true at all. She played with Hubi Hurkacz during the United Cup. #USOpen2024

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Also offering us hard hitting commentary, like “it’s really important to hold serve.”

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Chrissie Evert lamenting that Iga Swiatek has never played doubles, which is not true at all. She played with Hubi Hurkacz during the United Cup. #USOpen2024

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Wim left Qinwen to coach Naomi again following her maternity leave. I’ll be seated for this one! 👀

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#IBI24 | @naomiosaka is through to the fourth round after a solid 6-3, 6-3 win over 10th seed Daria Kasatkina.

Osaka, who has now registered consecutive victories against seeded opponents for the first time this season, faces seventh seed Zheng Qinwen next.

📸 | Dan Istitene

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@BlackSpinGlobal Wim left Qinwen to coach Naomi again following her maternity leave. I’ll be seated for this one! 👀