@ms_tourist Apparently the snake was supposed to spit in my vagina and the snake wanted a bite so I flinched and it bit my groin area. The "dr" said I must be a white witch or had some demons. The fun part was trying to explain to the real DRs at the hospital. π€π€£π€£π€£
I just know your husband lets out a deep sigh before he gets home. His friends probably ask βWhereβs that dunderhead of yours?β every time they mention you. Your husband doesnβt download Tinder to imagine his ideal wife, he opens LinkedIn because he knows o nyetse setlaela. 11 years of him hearing wind blow through your ears in bed because that skull is empty. Wig a ya namela mzwinki cos then that would assume there is a bit of weight in your head. A go na selo. Go empty.
My 1st responsibility as a South African is to be the biggest patriot. I will support each and every South African thatβs doing exceptional work. The boys did great, we will fix their mistakes when they come back home behind closed doors. For now let us celebrate them.
We did not play with enough positivity and bravery on the ball. We did not seem to believe that we were better than them. No one showing up front. Looked like we were playing for extra time. This was a game we should have won. Itβs an opportunity lost. Mobakazi is the king.
If Peter Drury was in the commentary box he would have probably sounded something like this:
"South Africa have climbed a mountain few believed they could even see!
From the shadows of expectation to the bright lights of history, Bafana Bafana have done it. For the very first time, they march beyond the World Cup group stage and into the knockout rounds.
And the moment belongs to Thapelo Maseko. One strike. One touch of conviction. One swing of a boot that sent a nation into rapture. Tonight was not merely a victory over South Korea...
It was a victory over doubt. Over distance. Over every voice that said it could not be done.
From Soweto to Sandton, from Mthatha to Musina, a country dares to dream a little bigger. The world has heard the sound of South African belief once more.
Bafana Bafana are not going home... They are making history!
Halala, South Africa, Halala!" πΏπ¦
#FIFAWorldCup #BafanaBafana
The South African football conversation is fascinating, because - like anywhere - thereβs so much context required before youβre able to understand the full pictureβ¦
One of SAβs biggest strengths on a domestic level is a big contributor to their struggles on the world stage. The PSL is lucrative and is at a good level, so thereβs no need to leave.
At Mamelodi Sundowns you can conquer the continent, and earn incredibly well in doing so. At Orlando Pirates you can win trophies and play in front of tens of thousands of people.
But there are levels to this game, and when youβre not at the highest level every week then youβll feel it when youβre up against players that are.
Benni, Lucas, Schillo, Shoes, Fish, Bartlett and so many more effectively had to leave. They became better players - and #Bafana became a better team - because of it.
This isnβt about disrespect for the PSL, because itβs an excellent product with the really good players, but for SA to grow on a global scale, we need more talent in the big leagues.
Theyβve been insulting you for a week. They said you shouldnβt have qualified. The Nigerians laughed at you but they couldnβt even get in. What are YOU gonna do about it today? @BafanaBafana