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I turn everyday observations into narratives
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[EMF @Lady_EMF]

When last did you remove 300k from your account to spoil yourself?

This weekend, make sure to enjoy yourself.

Good morning.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@boye4christ2006 May his soul continue to rest well.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@wydysta Her lineage might be tied to Lot's wife 😂😂😂😂

She'll go outside and buy more, please talk to her.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

If you and your friend enter the same public bus, please sit together.

Don't go and give room for one stranger to sit in the middle and start designing their face with saliva.

Please. 😭

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@iamklausenberg This must be a joke, y'all don't even get it 😅😂

Some of you are already seeing this as an opportunity to drag someone 🤦🤦

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@horrmmotola May his soul continue to rest. It's really sad!

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

If this isn't madness, what else do we call it?

What if she wasn't pregnant, what would they have done?

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

A pregnant wife is being forced by husband’s family to have her baby earlier than planned because Mother in-law is terminally ill.

MIL was given a short time to live,her dying wish is to see her grandchild & husband is in support.

What do some families think wives are?

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@talk2veee If this isn't madness, what else do we call it?

What if she wasn't pregnant, what would they have done?

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@talk2veee What?

A lot is happening ooo🤦🤦

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly because "Communication is Key".😂😂

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

My friend told me that she's craving fried eggs, prepared by a lonely single woman.

Guess who she was referring to......
Me 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm in severe, critical pain.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@Niella085 God forbid such wickedness and humiliation.

She's wicked.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@IamaExcellency All the best to him. She deserves everything and more.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@talk2veee I honestly think that no matter how bad a man might seem, there's always a woman or women who'll jump at him or accept his proposal.

It's the sad reality.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@dhaboy01 It took me a second to understand but that's not a measure for intelligence.

Besides, it wasn't really property stated.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@buccifranklin @chillavent @SO_studios_ Happy birthday and many more amazing years to you.

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@princess_ehmy Eliana is absolutely adorable

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@heismric Okay....

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@PulseNigeria247 She's so so beautiful

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@Nnennedaddym I'm glad ♥️

[EMF @Lady_EMF]

@Nnennedaddym It's not dependent on you, it depends on him.
Women will always text him.