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Just tryng to survive raising a teenager, a tween and a temperamental toddler with a tendency toward violence all while perpetually sleep-deprived.

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Does this make it "PAWpcorn"? #pawpatrol #popcorn https://t.co/CYEsrdXvCQ

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Love it when my players excel...on my bench. #fantasyproblems #goingtolosetomykid #football

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

My toddler loves brushing his teeth. As long as I let him use chewed up hot dog instead of toothpaste. #parenting

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

The 3y/o I watch just informed me she has a baby in her tummy. A poop baby. Hope she delivers at home. #kids #gross

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

#Elmo said he was looking for a really big DIP. I totally misheard. #mybad #momlife

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

The 6 y/o I watch asked me where my wife, Steve was. I do not have a wife nor is my husband named Steve. #kids #weird

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Sometimes, I picture what the Bubble Guppies look like before they add facial animation. #thisismylife #mom #parenting #bubbleguppies

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

I feel like Pete working on Clarabelle's "banana wagon" is something I shouldn't watch, let alone my toddler. #mickeymouseclubhouse #no

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Not sure how much longer I can pass off the "f" word my toddler is saying as "frog" 😕 #parenting #toddlers

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Just had to explain to the 911 guy that my toddler called him. While in "kid mode". After 4 Moscow Mules. #toddler #fail

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

I don't think you can officially call yourself a parent until you've had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper by hand. #parenting

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Today's first battle with my toddler is because I made him put pants on before going outside. He gets this from his father. #parenting

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Going on a cruise with @RoyalCaribbean next week. Not a fan of heights, deep water or people. Husband says it will be fun. #challenge

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Just had a sword fight with the toddler in the kitchen. Only with plastic mixing spoons. #parenting # toddler

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Things my toddler hands me. Not really sure what this means...#momlife #toddlers https://t.co/bIORhjLlee

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Even the baby knows this is going to be brutal. @WalkingDead_AMC

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Don't take it personally or anything, Gage. #SonsOfLiberty

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

Honestly, my Assassin's Creed 3 removal of Pitcairn was much more elegant. #SonsOfLiberty

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

@KevinRyanII sorry to watch you die (especially after the Assassin's Creed thing), but very well done all the same. #SonsOfLiberty

[Em @Lady_Emeline]

If @KevinRyanII loses an eye again I'm going to be very put out. #SonsOfLiberty