Lady Gabbs

Hate's incorrect use of apostrophes'. Loves irony. Hates “unneccesary” quotation marks. Loves potatoes. Any kind. Except sweet potatoes. Likes full stops.

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@justdavenow89 I’d rather die

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@catturd2 *900,000 there’s actually 900,000 rape victims a year. Or does it only count as rape if we don’t like the perpetrators ethnicity?

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@paddypower Jamie o’hara’s been smashing down the croque monsieurs

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@gazzbroom @m0w4q45 Isn’t it £1,680 better off cos you’ll be saving the 20% tax you pay on the overtime you currently get? You still get the £8400 now you just lose 20% of it?

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@talkSPORT But in reality the punishment is they forfeited the game they cheated for which consequentially kicks them out of the final. No one would be kicking off if they’d beaten Oxford and had 3 points taken off them. Cant change the punishment cos the game is bigger

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@JustPayTheMoney @southcoast62 Aged well!

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@FriedrichLich88 @bunnpyunk @nebulxe I mean, for me I’d like to see all rapists deported but who’s going to take those thousands of white British men who commit 84% of rapes?!

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@AdamSmooth321 @humphriezz @MarkPre58451981 I’d say they’re all as bad as each other personally

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@AdamSmooth321 @humphriezz @MarkPre58451981 Don’t you think this is true of all sides though? It’s hard to be impartial but when you can be both sides accuse each other of the exact same behaviours

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Yeah sure. Like jim did.

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Trump will Fix it!

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@StephenGBNews Oh no :-( you were always one of my favourite newsreaders and now I fear you’ve totally lost sight of the issue. There’s no whataboutery with what’s happening right now it should just be straight condemnation.

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@Mimi_Bekhechi throwback to the millennium 24 1/2 years ago!

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@jonsopel Definitely happier being considered a miserable cat lady than a MAGA supporting Karen

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I think the most delicious element of the election was that right wing reform voters ended up splitting the vote and giving a left wing majority. Don’t think FPTP is the correct mechanism but it’s the one we had in place and they’ve got the opposite of what they wanted. Suck it.

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Exit Poll reaction: On course to lose so many seats the Conservatives might be downgraded from a party to a gathering

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@Mike_Fabricant I don’t think this is the hill to stand on for the tories…

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@NadineDorries @David_Cameron Country before party would be nice…

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@CamillaTominey Genuine question, what’s your problem with 16 year olds voting?

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@mikelovestweets Fair point!

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Watching the #SkyDebate have realised the problem isn’t just lying and avoidance from politicians but journalists trying to trick them into saying something controversial to get them the clicks. Fucks sake we all just want facts, honesty and straight talking at this point.