Phoenix.

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

@iAmFridayDemola Hi please check your Dm

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

Alhamdulillah! Lord knows I can barely even make it to work tomorrow

[Ministry of Interior @MinOfInteriorNG]

MINISTRY OF INTERIOR

PRESS RELEASE

17TH MARCH 2026

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DECLARES THURSDAY 19TH AND FRIDAY 20TH MARCH 2026 AS PUBLIC HOLIDAYS TO MARK EID-UL-FITR

The Federal Government of Nigeria has declared Thursday, 19th March, and Friday, 20th March 2026, as public holidays to mark the celebration of Eid-ul-Fitr, which signifies the end of the holy month of Ramadan.

The Minister of Interior, Dr. Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, who made the declaration on behalf of the Federal Government, extended warm greetings and heartfelt congratulations to the Muslim faithful on the successful completion of the holy month of Ramadan.

The Minister urges Muslims to sustain the virtues of love, generosity, peace, tolerance, and sacrifice, which were emphasized during the holy month.

He also called on all Nigerians to use the festive period to pray for the continued peace, unity, and prosperity of the nation.

While wishing the Muslim faithful a joyful Eid-ul-Fitr celebration, the Minister encourages citizens to celebrate responsibly and extend acts of kindness to the less privileged in society.

The federal government remains committed to fostering national unity and peaceful coexistence among all Nigerians.

Signed Dr. Magdalene Ajani
Permanent Secretary Minister of Interior

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

You will literally never find that email you’re looking for on Outlook.

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Muchai Michelle @MuchaiMichelle]

What a year man

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

🤣🤣🤣

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:
- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

- Jane ate her friend's colon.

[Resul 🇽🇰 @resul_fcb]

The day football reached its peak

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Confused?? If I play against Messi, I’ll still support Messi.

[• @gnf_ogo]

Dec,18 2022. the happiest day of my life 🇦🇷

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Honestly I can't afford to fck around anymore. I see u little happy onion..

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

@tosinolaseinde Yes

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

@shadesofgraham_ Tried emailing them in my own case. Went straight to Spam I’m sure 😭

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

@shadesofgraham_ I plead the fifth 😶

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[Kunle @skinnyniggr]

20/10/2020
🕊️ 💔

[Ezra Abah @Callme_Ehzy]

If your job application got rejected, don’t take it personal.
Lots could’ve happened:
•You applied late
•5k+ people applied
•The role got pulled
•Someone more senior edged it
Your dream job is closer than you think. Keep shooting. 🚀

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

@CCRothschild You wey I fit beat

[Phoenix. @Lady_Harat]

Surely, you jest

[derekzife @derekzife]

So I tendered my resignation the following month. I stayed on till January on-boarding my replacement. So yeah, sometimes you work so hard you begin to piss even the owner of the company off that they begin to go the voodoo way against you.