Swemo Queen

spewing nonsense & chaos cross the state since ‘90 || Tom was my first internet friend || Concerts, Crime, Constantly Looking For New Plants

[☔ @Whotfismick]

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school i'm just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

On this Memorial Day 16 years ago, Derek and his family delivered one of the greatest car karaoke performances of all-time.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It's one of the rare moments during the collapse of an iceberg when you can see the dark blue color at its base.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Can’t remember the last time the world was so unified on a single subject matter

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Whoopi finally dropped the sequel to “I don’t want somebody in my house.”

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Huge.

[Zhakira Razhé @ZhakiraRazhe]

affirmation:

wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, ima do my stuff

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck server

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

It would have been wonderful.

[Swemo Queen @Lady_Lukes]

sorry not sorry for telling the GC that i can’t relate to the parent reels and they make me happy im not a parent while also guilting me about the choice i made

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Can we bring it back to 2018 when Drake congratulated Kendrick for outselling him and Kendrick replied with a verse on the Black Panther album that said "Don't Congratulate Me - I Don't Like You" 😭

[Swemo Queen @Lady_Lukes]

My alone time is the time when I work….

[Jenni @hashjenni]

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

[MUVA @therealmuvaki]

nothing else matters today, my grandfather beat cancer 🤙🏾🤍

[2025ISHERE⁷ @GmailPeg]

So..... we under attack? Lord let my account be filled in you name! Let people student loans be gone! #CyberAttack

[Planted in S.O.U.L @iamsoulshine707]

Tommy Pickles was right ... I don't want responserbileries anymore

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my toxic trait is I don’t think Helen did enough.