Goblin Lise

Chief Goblin Officer @DateLikeGoblins | Agent of Chaos | Actually 🦝🦝 in a 👗| Founder of @The_Wreck_List | Former Child, @SmallGirlsPR, @Shapeways

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

So 10 years ago I was @hinge’s first publicist. Now I’m officially building a dating app called @DateLikeGoblins with @megchristensen.

Yes I’m serious. Our waitlist is now open 💖🧌✨
https://t.co/kUM58n6tQn

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Is anyone on the left going to wake up to what’s happening or what

[alli @sonofalli]

when ur the non technical hire

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Love flying now.

It’s like… “ok, so now we are boarding Steerage Star Members™️. Please empty the contents of your pockets for gate check”

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

FYI if flying out of SEA (Seattle) and checking a bag with @Delta, leave extra time. The wait for bag drop is 40+ minutes.

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

He then says goodbye (which he hates doing) to ten million lightning bugs (all of them).

But wait. He knows where several still are.

….Because he keeps them in a jar…

Oh no.

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Was @owlcity’s Fireflies about dating?

There were ten million fireflies.

Then there were ten thousand lighting bugs (presumably hanging with him)

That he got a thousand hugs from.

So 10% of lighting bugs hugged him. Or if HPB (hugs per bug) is >1, even less.

[Goblins @DateLikeGoblins]

We’re not crying… ok, we are. So proud to be building this gamer community 💚 #gamerfriends #cozygames #onlinefriends #cozygamer

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

@NWischoff YES! I wrote an entry in my journal about this— I phrased it as Hungry Horses become the unicorns. Founders able to grow and thrive under the worst conditions are battle-tested and will be able to accomplish even more with resources. A Wharton grad won’t always thrive in famine😉

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

@Wefunder hey y'all, the links to your Founder FAQ all appear to be broken on your site...

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Blood Magic, Scheduled Pooping, and Other Reasons I Built a Dating App

https://t.co/y5LG3tWnw0

[Goblins @DateLikeGoblins]

If you’re on dating apps, bookmark this 🫡👑🧌 #DatingTips #DatingAdvice #Singles

[Goblins @DateLikeGoblins]

Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage?

For the record, we recommend pairing both.

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

And this is why I’m so excited to have (and be on) @DateLikeGoblins!

Dating in video games > finding people on the apps or in bars

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Yesterday I’m hosting a live Q&A on women and dating with ~50 single dudes.

Guy goes: “I love esports — play competitively, have a coach — OK to talk about this on dates?”

The stylist on my team, a hot single girl, chimes in:

“I own a dedicated gaming computer, and play Overwatch 2 competitively, so I can speak to this…”

We’ve been friends for years, and she's never MENTIONED video games.

I’m dying to hear whatever she says next, which is...

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

@Amtrak is there any way to change my departure location? My friend is going to drive me to a larger station so I don't need the smaller connections. There's no way to do it via your website.

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Wild that @QuickBooks has a documented issue regarding email logins not pulling up accounts and their “fix” is to login using your user ID 💀

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

@QuickBooks uhm, how can I call customer service when I log into my account you've been billing me for but no longer shows any products connected to my account???

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Me with https://t.co/TiVgheQgZ2

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

@AidenTYMC hi Aiden! What's the best way to pitch a story to your team? I wasn't able to find an email that felt appropriate for Illumination! Lemme know :D

[Goblin Lise @LadybugLise]

Quel gourmand! That’s my French mother’s butter for Q4

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy