So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned. Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land.
Me: “I’m going to be unavailable on (specific dates) because I’ll be at (very specific place or event)”
Them, on the previously stated dates: “Hey, how’s it going? I was wonder if you could (something I definitely can not do because I am UNAVAILABLE)”
#everytime
Some guy asked me what I did for a living today.. I said “I’m an aerialist..” and he said “oh, so you’re a Pisces.” I said “no, I’m a Leo…” Then he goes, “Is that why you have moon earrings on?” I said nope.. and he looked confused..
….
I am also confused.
It’s my favorite when someone asks for my opinion.. and I say “well I don’t know much about that, but maybe something like this could work?”
Then they turn my suggestion into an argument, and then get mad because I am not basing my argument on facts..
I literally said that!?