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Paramedic

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@sarah_shaw6214 It. Was. LATE.

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Don't know if I should be relieved or offended that I made it in and out of the country with a passport that says I'm a female without any issues

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I was in Canada less than 15 minutes before I heard my first authentic Canadian "Sorry" 🇨🇦🍁🥌

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@Tristantinople_ Story of my life

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What's it gonna be Kyle, tits or destiny?

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@Tristantinople_ Fuck you, you'll never achieve anything worthwhile

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@sarah_shaw6214 That's just a good shift

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@Tristantinople_ How bad is it? I'm no pro but I've done some auto detailing and light paint repair. We may be able to fix it for pretty cheap

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@sarah_shaw6214 You could have just texted me

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@sarah_shaw6214 Excuse you. I woke you up. You sat completely up and we had a conversation

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@Tristantinople_ Have you tried winning?

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Do you feel it is important to be able to sit on a toilet to know it's comfortable before you buy it

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I certainly intend to buy her a new book a new plant and some crystals today 👍

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Love her so much

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Sarah is the best

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@maddybitchop2 @sarah_shaw6214 Details 🤷

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@sarah_shaw6214 @maddybitchop2 This is definitely doable

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@sarah_shaw6214

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I hope the Ukrainians don't stop at their original border. I want them to keep advancing and take over Russia

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Will there ever come a time before the inevitable extinction of the human race that Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel isn't played on the radio for just 24 hours?