The Lady of Allusion

I’m a punctuation enthusiast with a penchant for snark, and a love of a good Jonestown reference.

[The Lady of Allusion @LadyofAllusion]

@VanJones68 I voted for Trump bc the left has gone too far. The borders, antisemitism, the way NY has become a cesspool (I saw a dead body in the subway and watched ppl walk over him), the pronouns, the canceling. Where is the party for those of us that are middle of the road?

[The Lady of Allusion @LadyofAllusion]

@ewarren @AbdulElSayed Don’t worry. He will come for you too.

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@adamfrancisco_ @MarkHalperin How do you fake a floating eyeball? Seems like a lot of work.

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@bennyjohnson Let’s be honest- it’s not “technically” stealing in the illegal sense bc Dems passed crazy ass laws making ballot harvesting scams LEGAL. I wonder if all the NGO money was used as a financial “incentive” for people to cast their ballots for certain candidates. 🤔🤨🧐 @elonmusk

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@RepJeffries Steal it from the people who are stealing it first?

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@ChrisMurphyCT Sorry @chrisMurphyCT
I’m not afraid of being killed by ICE. You see I’m a hard working American that doesn’t have time to protest against the deportation of illegal immigrants. I am however afraid of being mugged by criminals.

[The Lady of Allusion @LadyofAllusion]

@ewarren Now that you made your millions.

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@ewarren We can’t have that! We need that money for our NGO cronies!!!

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@GavinNewsom And you rigged it sir. The CA government is clearly for sale too.

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@JoJoFromJerz That’s fine. Then we get JD. Nothing changes. Well- we will have one of the sharpest, most masterfully witty and no bullshit Presidents of all time. Probably even better for Republicans when the ticket is JD and Marco. Bring it on.

[The Lady of Allusion @LadyofAllusion]

@RevRayCistman Thank you for saying it out loud.

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@ewarren Last I checked- you had plenty of years in office to get this in check.

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@ewarren Change the law. Oh wait- you don’t want to.

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@SenWarren Sure- right after we ban members of Congress from becoming millionaires.

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@Sofia50020Sofia A liberal.

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My Jewish friends- how can you continue to vote for people like @GovKathyHochul or @NYCMayor ? I don’t want to hear it when the promises of an intifada shows up at your door. You deserve the consequences of your vote.

@NassauExec how will you protect the Jewish community?

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@ewarren Can you tell me how much Soros pays in taxes?

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@ewarren And it works great for YOU
You and all of the hypocrite “public servants” getting rich on my dime.

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@SenWarren What about banning lawmakers from getting bribes from lobbyists?

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@EricLDaugh Waiting for the cost of gas to come down…