Lafayette Reynolds

Jason Stackhouse Road Crew
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[Arlene Fowler @ArleneFowler123]

Oh Thank Goodness!! I started my period though baby number 3 was on the way! Dodged that bullet. #acmonsters

[Jason "The Truck" Stackhouse @DeadUntilDark1]

BIG FAX

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

#acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

well bite me in the neck and make me a vampire, Bill is so handsome, why not he ask me for any help instead of Sookie? Maybe she is a bit different from others? All she can do is serve drinks and read minds. I can cook fries and burgers, so basically the same thing.

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

Sookie looks different... I can't put my finger on it.
BUT SHE JUST CUT THOSE LIMES WITHOUT CUTTING THEM? What is going on with her? Should I be worried? #acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

The funeral for Grammy Stackhouse was so sad. And I have been hearing that it was actually Sookie that was supposed to be killed! I hope there is an end to this, because no one feels safe anymore. Where are these murderous vampires?? #acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

Oooooo Ms. Stackhouse going out tonight, if y'all could have seen the look on every mans face in the bar. I wonder if she is going to meet Bill? Maybe they are working together on finding the killers. He can help since he is a vampire #acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

The news is going crazy. Dawn is dead now too, should I start to be worried? Maybe I should go talk to Sookie, I mean I'm not the biggest fan of her but I want to see if she's ok. Or I should just get outta here #acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

I cannot BELIEVE that Maudette is dead!!!! I need to get out of this crazy town, I guess the vampires are on the move now. Ooky spooky #acmonsters

[Lafayette Reynolds @LafayetteReyno4]

This is crazy, Sookie really thinks that all the guys are lusting after her. Is all she thinks or these guys think about is sex?? Oh well... she apparently knows everything due to her "disability". Over it. #acmonsters