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I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay.

There's no catch.

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It turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance.

I thought I was covered but I wasn't.

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Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can't bite.

That would just suck.

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I tried playing golf and all my tee shots went in a spiral.

Apparently I shouldn't have used a screwdriver.

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A group of cleaners I know have started a surf rock band.

The Bleach Boys.

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I took legal action once against someone who tried to copy my quantum luggage.

It was an open and shut case.

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I’ve bought a new eco-friendly suit made of desert cactus leaves.

I look really sharp in it.

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If you feel lonely, just start a small business.

Then at least you’ll have a little company.

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I’m a natural at weight lifting.

I picked it up quickly.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take its chair away.

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[LaffGaff @LaffGaff]

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar.

The bouncer says, “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”

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Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise.

Researchers are busy looking for the cause.

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What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel?

An inn grown hare.

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I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’.

I thought, “That’s a sign of things to come”.

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A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper.

He’s a printer.

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My friend’s son was baptised Comic Sans.

The vicar used the wrong font.

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I accidentally broke my nephew’s model rocket.

Now I owe him an Apollo G.

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Why did the IRS audit the chiropractor?

He owed a lot of back taxes.

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A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve superconductors here.”

The superconductor leaves with zero resistance.

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I’ve got a fantastic stereo made of cake.https://t.co/ll1UGp3q4a

It’s a gateau blaster.

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