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I stole Tony Bennett's hanging basket

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@Bluemosis @StellabyLight @kikoratton which theory is this, that Madeleine is a clone, never existed or abducted by lizards? #mccann

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@JillyCL a construct? Absolute madness. Look at all your "troofseekers" Jilly they are roundly comdemned by press and public #mccann

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@glitter_brain I'm fairly sure I wouldnt sanction my officers to beat the living hell out of her unlike you know who #mccann

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@JillyCL @StellabyLight HA! Hark at you duff researcher? Thats a mirror Jilly not a window. And stop licking it. #mccann

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@JillyCL @StellabyLight bit rich coming from you chilly Jilly its not like you dont make howling mistakes everyday #mccann #villageidiot

[Stella Starlight 🇬🇧 @StellabyLight]

@JillyCL You're quite right for a change. A slight keying error did not warrant verbal abuse from a playground bully like you. #McCann

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Today's #McCann hash tag lunacy is brought to you by the words "learn to understand facts", "know your libel laws" and "Tony Bennett"

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@jackieneylon how very odd. I might have been suspended then. How would I tell if I have?

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@jackieneylon @JillyCL not at all, what could I possibly do for you Jackie?

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@DodgyDrPayne @MrsMLouis who is bluffing here Mikey, remind me again #mccann

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@JillyCL what aren't you out collecting all this evidence that Madeleine is dead huh Jilly? Talk about research by proclamation anti #mccann

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@DodgyDrPayne @MrsMLouis Mikey.. baby, you dont know your own surname, and to think they call me mad. Lets keep it our secret #mccann

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@jackieneylon @ChrisRStedman @urcrazytoo @DAFFODIL53 more to do with how many tins of Carling I have #mccann

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@JillyCL vilify truthseekers? Jilly most of your "truthseekers" have been hauled up in the press for being abusive trolls, like you. #mccann

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@DodgyDrPayne @MrsMLouis how do you expect to be taken seriously about truth when you cant provide evidence of her death Mikey? #mccann

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@ChrisRStedman @urcrazytoo @DAFFODIL53 @LaffinAssassin you make me sound like some freak Chris #mccann

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RT @JillyCL I've just bathed totally in custard and my best friend is a chair called Kevin #mccann <<<<<<< Jilly you feeling ok?

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@urcrazytoo thank you for your kind comment

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@DodgyDrPayne @justice4maddie died Mike? Really? Prove it then, and dont give me the woof woof excuse as dogs dont do forensics #mccann

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@justice4maddie @claire_bear_101 but then you are only interested in a dead Madeleine like the other ghouls on here. #mccann