Kelly Guy

Happy :-)

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@mat64791452 Hilarious!

[Mat @mat64791452]

Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊

[InstituteofLicensing @Instoflicensing]

Wolverhampton defends approach to licensing private hire drivers amid call for change to law https://t.co/kJXS58nFHn via @@LocGovLawyer

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@ChrisGPackham That has upset me so much!!!!!!! Absolutely shocking!!!

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@bbcgoodfood loved the Prawn orzo saganaki-style, it went down a treat and will definitely be making it again, store cupboard ingredients and prawns from the freezer

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@Mlabus5 @Depheruk WHAT!!!! Are you serious!!

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@KirstieMAllsopp @grantshapps @transportgovuk Been ripping us off all through the pandemic - prices on the .gov.uk website are hiked. It’s a disgrace.

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@MailOnline Stop it!!!!! Get a grip!

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@KirstieMAllsopp Correct.

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@974RockFM Tea towel holder

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Hello @BBCNews I’ve just been on your page ‘Animals’ and there’s a story ‘Horse Stuck in River Winched to Safety’ . . . I’m happy for the horse . . . but have you noticed that the Faroese killed an entire pod of 1428 dolphins yesterday . That’s news . Report it . Please RT

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@maltatoday So bad. What a bad bad person.

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@RangerRiox @paddysimpson02 @MailOnline Never made me feel uncomfortable. Sometimes I laugh, giggle or ignore.

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@MailOnline Let them whistle away I say.

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@MailOnline So what ?! Are we not in the middle of a pandemic?!

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@VirginRadioUK Loving it!!! Happy Birthday present to me 💕

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@VirginRadioUK loving the music on my birthday - it’s like you chose it for me!! Much love and thanks. #ChrisEvansBreakfastShow

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@VisitMaltaUK @micagius I don’t think they are. Get your paper certificates- you are already here on Malta by the time you show them

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@VisitMaltaUK @micagius Loving it!!! Hot and sunny and happy again today 💕🇲🇹

[Kelly Guy @Laffingnomi]

@MailOnline Silly girl! But free publicity. But still, irresponsible.