Yapper DogBoy

i bite (it/he).
I literally just talk about womens hockey now.

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

"All these players said they wanted to stay playing for their current teams, i cant believe they would accept an offer from an expansion team". Every player is always going to say they love their team. Its part of their job. Im sure there are real bonds but still.

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Someone explain whats happening with Hilary Knight because im a sports toddler and have no idea whats going on and it doesnt look like any team has actually announced anything with her unless im missing anything?

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Sumitriptan please save me

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Found out 9 hours late about Gosling and cried "baby goose :(" at all you can eat sushi with my boyfriend, prompting much confusion from him and everyone else around me

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Im trusting the process with this expansion draft but im also glancing nervously at my favorite players and biting my nails

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Okay roller skate people. Please explain to me. Why can i do bubbles backwards but not forward

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Can we get kadirova on a team i like now or???

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

And thank god for knee pads cause my knee would not be okay without it

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Day one skating overview: stood in my skates for a few minutes scared to move, did some balance drills in my skates, practiced standing from sitting in my skates, got comfortable moving a little. Reminded myself a million times to bend my knees and keep my ass out. Fall count: 1

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Im so scared to fall. I can barely stand without shaking

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Day one of learning to skate. This is humiliating

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

I get my safety gear tomorrow which will help my fear of falling and i still have to loosen the wheels and trucks which i know will help massively with mobility but uhh....chat am i cooked?

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Used to skate all the time as a kid so i bought myself a pair of good rollerskates (moxi rainbow riders) and i can barely stand still in these without shaking

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Reminding my friends that im secretly a middle aged divorced dad by adding Motley Crue and Def Leppard to the group playlists

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Disabled people will always be the funniest cause what do you mean theres a blind hockey team called the Hartford Braillers. Accesible sports are so cool i love this shit

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Obsession was an incredible movie. I never want to see it again.

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Theres a bird that hangs out outside my work area that i can never see well enough to identify but it sounds like a kid going absolutely wild on a slide whistle

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

I buy non-alcoholic wine because alcohol just makes me sleepy at this point. The extent of my drug use is half an edible every other week or so to help me sleep. I was thrilled to find a bottle of zyrtec because i thought we were out. Im so old and im not even 30

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

Can a trans man still love women in a lesbian way? Asking for a friend

[Yapper DogBoy @Lagomorphoria]

In my head every goalie actually got the cup because i cannot handle sad goalies