ChampagneMami

Watching my back, but facing my front 😊

[M-Jay🪅 @Jamesoflife]

Same way men brand themselves as ‘protectors’ while being the very same people women need protection from

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

She's just performing like a male artist

[ChampagneMami @LagosMami]

5 media I consumed this week that moved me

[Osadebamwèn @DearestOsasO]

People center penetration too much and are losing so many recipes as a result

Not to sound like I’m on penetration patrol, but pleaseeee bring back the build up. Bring back wanting to put it in, but waiting it out a little longer until you both can’t wait one second more.

[Prettylinda Gorgeousana @ParamourEternal]

there is a weakness inside u

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If you carry a package full of YSL makeup and give it to another woman out of the goodness of your heart, you’ll move in with her.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

That’s his business, he’ll call the coworker & both of us will drive to her house & collect the hamper back.

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

My final act of love is straight up silence.

Zero complains. Zero conversations about your excesses. Zero zero zero!!!

[goma @soigomaa]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one lizard, specifically

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

My contribution to society is that I won’t “Happy Birthday” my way back into your life.

E no go better for you and your birthday.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A woman initially treats you the way she wants to be treated. She then later treats you the way YOU treat her.

[La Sirena @lexascending]

As a woman the best thing you can be is a leaver.

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

until you can empathise with a woman on the basis of her humanity, and not her proximity (imagine if that was your mum, sister, daughter etc), you still have work to do tbh

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I really enjoy ignoring men who had access to me and mishandled it, thinking i was always going to be around.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I LOVE how she finessed her divorce to him by telling her husband “let me get a job so I can retire YOU” and she saved all that money and left his ass.

[🧜‍♀️ @6munzz]

Im gonna say something controversial: a lot of you would do stuff like this for a man but huff and puff when your parents ask you to help them write an email, letter or fill out an application

[keke @diiorr05]

i would gladly stfu for a nigga if he was doing what he suppose to honestly

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we never grant usage rights in perpetuity 🙂‍↔️

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

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