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Hello, Can I Start The Trip?

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

Thread on the @ubernigeria driver. Who was falsely accused by @PoliceNG of punching their female officer in the face plus other false charges.
He was taken to Kirikiri prison.
I tweeted about this months ago when it happened.

[Bakatsine @DanKatsina50]

UPDATE: A colleague and head teacher at an Islamiyya school in Mararrabar Jos, Igabi LGA, Kaduna State, has reportedly described a horrifying incident in which an Islamic school teacher was killed and her body set ablaze in front of her young children.

I strongly call on security agencies to urgently investigate, identify and prosecute all those involved. Jungle justice in any form is unacceptable and must be met with swift and decisive legal consequences to deter further brutality.

Such acts not only destroy lives but also leave irreversible psychological trauma on children and fuel further insecurity in the region.

Rule of law must prevail.

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@Nirel01 Not one. At least 2. Argentina and iran

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

Ivory Coast can only blame themselves for losing the match. They were playing like the were afraid of Germany. No confidence in their attacks. What a shame
#GERCIV

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

I saw children with their faces ripped off from Israeli attacks and you fuckers called it “self-defense”

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@drolalekanlawal @ChuksEricE Stop speculating. She is now single. Marry her and confirm for us if truly she is not a peaceful woman

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

That is definitely not a retake. Croatia should have walked out like Senegal
#ENGCRO

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@egi_nupe @PoliceNG if u are taken there for traffic offense, they must also provide your vehicle or else the case will be thrown out.
So, instead of going to get the car, they added a non-traffic offense to make the charges stick.
Guess what they added? Punching their female officer in the face

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@egi_nupe Even if u avoid crime, u can still end up in Kikiri like me.
Officers of @PoliceNG, State Traffic Division Ikeja, beside Ikeja L.G. took me to Oshodi Task Force for an alleged traffic offense while on my Uber trip.
Slept there overnight. Next day, i do vals day 4 Kirikiri 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@emirmalte 🇫🇷 2-0 🇸🇳

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@UnkleAyo France 3-0 Senegal

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@YayaToure @SKSlovan Congratulations. Good luck

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

Successful hate watch #MEXRSA

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

WOW.

AlJazeera just dropped a ONE HOUR documentary about ISRAEL’s CRIMES against the PALESTINIANS.

This is very HARD TO WATCH.

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@Arc_Bichi Let’s say you right, isn’t that an indictment on Kano?

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@MModibbo @OpeBee Come on behave. Or i go find you come your house.

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@Elkrosmediahub They should scrap the chamber that costs Nigeria more between Senate & Reps. Since they are both useless. Let’s manage with one not 2 useless houses

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@AYNgidda @kamodibbo There’s no one that can debate with reason that Buhari didn’t do well on insecurity in the NE specifically and payment of pensioners

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@AYNgidda @kamodibbo Then they burst out laughing.
That’s how he found out his father was killed.

[Uber Driver 💁 @LagosUberGuy]

@AYNgidda @kamodibbo A Michika story i heard years ago.
When BH took over Michika, a guy in Abuja called his dad who was in Michika. A BH terrorist picked up and put it on speaker. The guy said “baba?”
Then the terrorist said “wayan babanka kenan? Duk wanda wayan shi yana hannun mu, mun kashe shi”