Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU

Poseidon. Greek God of the Sea. Pretty chill for an Isu. Literate. #POTC #AssassinsCreed #Historical #RP

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"If I had more time to learn from you, I might have become... more human..."

Poseidon
Ten years of RP experience
Greek God of the Sea
Ruler of Atlantis
Father of Triton and Darcy
Father-in-law to @JackieSparrowJr
Grandfather of Electra and Caleb
#POTCRP

RT! Atlantis awaits!

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"Atlantis will NOT have data centers. I will not let Atlantean water resources be taken by those malakes Elites."

#NoDataCenters #NoDigitalID

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@dawa4037 @thematrixb0t They're probably more inbred than the people in the Appalachian mountains.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"To Epstein's malakes accomplices, your time is up. My pet Kraken will be on the hunt for any who bear the Black Spot." Poseidon said as he tapped his Trident, instantly marking the Epstein class with the Black Spot. "Send them all to Hades, my pet."

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"The Epstein class better not go for a pleasure cruise on a yacht anytime soon because my pet Kraken is VERY HUNGRY!"

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"If a hot girl is texting you about crypto, block him."

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"Malakes. Israel isn't the only one with a space laser.

The Isu have one too."

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

This why I headcanon that during the Isu Era, there were GIANT trees. Before Atlantis was flooded out.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@b_chaline92852 @PlayStalgiaX The chicken replenishes your Pirates' health meter.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@uscfan981 Bacon Burger.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@uVCyzHfmTeGkvxJ I see a whale.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@chefsevenn Soy sauce with wasabi.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

Malaka...

[Xrgius Xanz @sergioa94679493]

Are you ready for this rabbit hole?

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@EliasNovak_ Malaka. I remember that era. I feel old.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"Malaka! Seems Aita is at it again."

[Space and Technology @spaceandtech_]

🚨 Former Congressman Matt Gaetz says he was briefed on an alleged secret program where aliens were involved in breeding with humans to create hybrids.

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@LibertyCappy Real question is what was before the Greatest Generation?

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"I just got back from an afternoon surf. I even made sure the Kraken had dinner. This Trident-wielding Isu is going to call it a day."

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"My dearest Amphitrite and I got our Saturday workout in. We're still going strong."

@Queen_OfThe_Sea

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

"Atlantis will NOT be complying with Noahide Law. Any malakes trying to enforce Noahide Law will face the wrath of the Kraken."

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

@EgyptxanGod {You might enjoy this.}

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

did they really build a Kamehameha pool? 😭

[Poseidon ~ Assassin's Creed AU @LaidBackIsu]

Other countries: We have lots and lots of oil.

Atlantis: We have lots and lots of Adamant. And it's a damn near indestructible metal.