The Lost Boy (KP)

KCMO native, Dancer, Actor, and your perfect idiot.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

So my nephew dressed up as @PatrickMahomes5 for Halloween. And he nailed it! I swear I love this kid! #ChiefsKindgom @Chiefs

[Shirin @Shirink_13]

Don't forget these people raped kids, killed them, ate them and not a single culprit got arrested.

Instead, we are having a war with Iran to liberate its women.

This should haunt everyone. Please don't normalize it. Keep talking about it.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

@199100candy Mostly water. Tangerine juice with breakfast. If I wanna go crazy and have something carbonated I’ll have an Olipop. Still isn’t the best choice but it’s the lesser of two evils.

[taylor. @_taylor305]

Dawg you can be watching a regular video on here then the next video is a thick bitch getting slaughtered. wtf😭😭😭

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

As an aspiring actor, I was wondering if there actually was any real man in Hollywood that wasn’t compromised. Happy to see there is. I’d be damned if I give up my manhood for money and fame.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood actor Terrance Howard revealed to PBD that every celebrity that attended Diddy's parties ‘got f*cked’ and ‘lost their man card.’ This would include LeBron James, Barrack Obama, Jay-Z and many other prominent Diddy party attendees.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

Bro wtf. This how niggas talking shit these days? 🤣😂🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m in tears😭

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

TikTok refugees are getting red-pilled on American media-driven propaganda now that they’ve fled to the Chinese app. It’s like waking up one day and realizing that all you’ve been told is a lie.

[Jack's 🇺🇲✝️ 🎗 @jackisaidit27]

@atensnut Here is the episode he is talking about. Everyone listen up

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

@Activision hey! Why did I get an offensive chat ban and I didn’t even say anything?!? FIX THIS!!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This is the first video about these drones that has got me genuinely concerned.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I’ve had it.

As a local #WNC resident, I finally get it.

For the first time in my life, I’ve seen the media and my own government LIE to my face.

Tell me that I shouldn’t believe my own eyes.

I thought it was all conspiracies, all right-wing crazy talk.

I was wrong.

You don’t believe it until it happens to you, then it’s all you can see.

You’re screaming at the TV while the people lie about your town, your home, your people.

I feel like an idiot for blindly believing them this whole time.

How many lies did I soak in and spit out because of the trust I placed in them?

Never again.

I get it now, I hope you do too.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

@Draven1sm I’ve been telling everybody that 1. This fight is ridiculous to begin with. And 2. Jake Paul will probably win. Tyson is just too old.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

I’ve said this ever since I bought my first car. Car insurance is one of the biggest scams in history. And we allow it for some odd reason.

[toræ loraine. @torae__]

I don’t understand why car insurance isn’t like a retirement fund or a savings account. Like if I never get into an accident I’m literally just giving you thousands for no reason??? I can’t take a little out for a paint job or my check engine light?? I have to wait to get hit???

[WAIFU_WATCHERS @WAIFU_WATCHERS]

9/11 👏WAS 👏 A MIRACLE 👏 #NeverForget911 #waifuwatchers

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

Damn. Haha. I swear I don’t trust nobody.

[The Lost Boy (KP) @LaidBackProctor]

I love LA, but I get it. Damnit this place has changed so much.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I landed in Los Angeles 23 minutes ago and I'm already disgusted by this hell hole.

[Daphne @celebriD]

You’re not accurate. He was crying because #vindiesel showed up to support him. That 636k story was back in April of 2023. You knew that, but ran with a lie to go viral. He is currently paying 10k a month and Samantha wants more. Please stop spreading misinformation to go viral! If you really care about our black men, tell the truth. You’re profiting off his pain. Loser

[shaneyyricch @shaneyyricch]

This video just got TAKEN DOWN on TikTok after amassing 4 million views for “misinformation.”

You know what to do ;)

[🍀Shenanigator🍀 @lestweforget76]

@libsoftiktok Long but worth a listen.....

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

A woman who says she is going to vote for Harris because 'she is a black woman' gets a quick wake-up lesson.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

graduated in 2012 w a degree in Women's Studies

cried in 2016 when Trump got elected

lost touch w the dems somewhere around MeToo

discovered entrepreneurship

updated my voter registration in 2018 but didn't tell anyone

told myself i was a 'single-issue-voting Centrist'

the last 6-12 months i've believed i was going to abstain from voting in the upcoming election because the options are equally terrible

but watching Trump survive an assassination attempt and act like a total fucking savage just shifted me into some strange, patriotic gear that my fancy-feminism-white-men-bad infected brain never showed me

like, the dude took a bullet and stood up with blood dripping down his face, and rallied a fucking crowd while fist pumping, yelling "FIGHT!"

sorry, but i'm voting for that.

and saying it out loud feels so freeing

(2012 stepfanie would be so pissed but that's okay because 2012 stepfanie didn't know shit)