Laine Hoke

Saved by grace. Fueled by coffee.

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

✅Moves to a new state
✅Gets added to a 27 person group text
✅ Knows 3 of the 27
✅Someone asks for podcasts for a long road trip
✅Send a 10 hour YouTube video called “Just Horse Sounds”
✅Realizes it’s the wrong crowd a little too late

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Really just biding my time until my next bagel.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Imagine making it a crime to offer water to people waiting in line to vote.

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

WINNER WINNER!!! @naturallight this girl deserves that scholarship $$$$$$

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

@BlueDiamond I’m sorry- a replacement can after I found a DEAD BUG in my can of Blue Diamond almonds doesn’t feel like a fair trade.

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

Hey @BlueDiamond - any info on what this cobwebby looking material is in my lightly salted almonds? 🤢

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

@BlueDiamond Looks like I can’t send a DM to your account? Can you send one to me, *AT?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

manipulating the stock market

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

In other news, America's billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,000 stimulus check and still be richer than they were before the pandemic.

It's past time for a wealth tax.

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

@aus10martin Ahh. Weak stomach

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

@SamuelMcLelland It’s all about abortion? I cannot.

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

I just saw a korbel commercial and no one was crying, vomiting, or hiding in a dumpster and what I’m asking is should I report them for false advertising

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918

[LN @abernothing]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤme
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhelmed

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Walmart and Amazon halted hazard pay for their frontline workers during a pandemic after making a combined $30,000,000,000 in profits this year.

Shop small. Please.

[Samuel McLelland 🟥 @SamuelMcLelland]

Buy a house.

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

the message Biden just gave Trump supporters of “lets give each other a chance” is so important and incredibly inspiring

[Laine Hoke @LaineHoke]

@vanbaird SING IT!!!!!