sorry im Lait

The Official fan account of Lait Fitzpatrick.

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I am the youngest person in the service line at Bank of America by 40 years, and that’s exactly how I like it.

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Ethical Non-Monotheism.

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The Good Samaritan would have at least thrown my thirst trap a pity like, smh.

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A pack of bats should be called
a shadow.
“Look at that shadow of bats” people would say .

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A 24 year Vegas run? Sounds like your senses could use an escape. Have a vacation on us and awaken your senses

[Las Vegas Review-Journal @reviewjournal]

Penn & Teller are booked through 2026 at their Vegas home resort https://t.co/n33MlXGjvh

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Some of these city connect jerseys didn’t connect @MLB

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@Ask_Spectrum internet outage on @TheMasters Saturday. What do you have to say for yourself?

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@UmpireAuditor Any I for on the ALCS ump?

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@UmpireAuditor what the story with the Orioles vs Rangers ump?

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Chloe got her big night at the gallery. Hope it doesn’t end in blood shed…. #TheSerialKillerSeducedMe

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@Benny_collinz Freezing

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@tracegallagher thanks for the question. YES I would proudly join another monster hunting organization. In monster hunting, an intimate knowledge of your pray is important. The Scottish love haggis. Nessie is Scottish. I’d recommend a a line, hook & haggis.

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@peacock watching all the ads up front, and then the movie uninterrupted is awesome. NBC normally screws this shit up. But this is great!

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@JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay what do you think about nasca at le man's?

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Times New Roman in the streets,
wing dings in the sheets.

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I loved ‘Confess, Fletch’

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@SouthwestAir my flight time has changed 4 times in the last 20 min.
Are you good?

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Just got asked if I wanted lettuce and tomato on my JJ's BLT, what a world

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@NickAdamsinUSA Hahaha this is the dumbest golf take I’ve ever read. Oh my god, reading it again it is somehow even more idiotic. Thank the lord for freedom of speech and gems like this

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@IBM what happened to your blue borders?