Look away

Be a good person but don't waste your time proving it be kind but don't take shit for a choice...Valid Nyben

[Look away @Lakazisvalid231]

MORIRE

[FÍDÍPÒTE 👑 @fidipote98RKT]

Men who don't last long on bed with their women should start boiling sorghum leaf as tea ☕. Drink it almost everyday and you won't be complaining about your bedroom performance.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

Why are Nigerians🇳🇬 like this?

You came to Russia 🇷🇺to study but refused to go to class and pay school fee.

You decided to go work and send money home to build houses, instead of paying school fee.

Even when you come to class, you are always making noise.

One of the schools in Russia 🇷🇺 is already contemplating banning Nigerian students, same way they banned Egyptian 🇪🇬student.

People already in Russia 🇷🇺 are blaming me for sharing info. They said too many people are ruining their chances now.

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Bro, go and try that soaked bitter kola+ginger in coconut water drill this evening.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Squatting with people will make you realize nothing beats having your own space and being in control of your own life, even if it is a cubicle.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Who else has that delusional belief that everything is just going to work out?

[Naija Ballers @9ja_Ballers]

Gabriel Adedeji, a young defensive prodigy of Klassish Football Academy, Lagos has signed a three year contract with Spanish club side, CD Castellon.

Congratulations, Adedeji.

Straight from Academy to Spain.

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Chinedu na my omo adugbo.

Talented striker.

Scored 5 goals or so against my team in a monkey post tournament in 2015.

He traveled to Asia/Europe later that year.

Played against Chelsea in Conference League two or three seasons ago.

He will be 29 later this year.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

My new security guard refused to let the property owner's into their own construction site.

I wasn't on site. They showed up with potential clients to inspect the property.

He stopped them at the gate. Said he needed clearance from me first.

They stood outside in the sun with their clients waiting.

The husband called me. I apologized and asked them to pass the phone to the security.

He refused to collect it.

Said it was unprofessional. I should call his number directly.

Shock first catch me

So I called him. He opened the gate.

One of the clients tipped him on the way in.

Said they were impressed.

I didn't know where I see this James Bond that I hired as security o😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

I have no regrets choosing Nigeria — Iwobi ahead of 100th cap.

[MR OLAWALE QUADRI 🇳🇬 @QualityQuadry]

🚨 This is an incredible stat from a 19-year-old Nigerian striker.

All things being equal, Shina Ayodele should be promoted to Lille's senior team.

I remember meeting him in Ikenne a few days before he joined Lille.

Nigeria is blessed with talented players.

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

My guy just finished serving his boss who's into importation of fabrics in Alaba International Market.

Now it's time to settle him, and he has been given 2 options

1. ₦60m but he cannot establish his own business within Lagos. He can go anywhere else.

or

2. He hands him over one of his fully-loaded shops in the Alaba market with 1 warehouse.

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Boil 10 pieces of fresh Soursop leaves in 1 litre of water for 15mins, drink 100mls every evening. You are going to sleep like a baby💚🍀…. Bye to insomnia (sleeplessness)

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I once squatted with one Ẹ̀gbọ́n, pending when school hostel would open. His girlfriend came around and I had to stroll out. He said he'll call me when the lady has gone. I just kept trekking and trekking around for three hours. When the coast wasn't clear still, I took a cab from Shomorin to Camp, Abeokuta to stay with some course mates for the night.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you want to buy gas, please make sure that you go with a broom alongside your cylinder.

You'd be given a 50% discount.

End.

[EyeDaddy @OsuohaTony]

I begged this lady, pleaded with a broken heart and a shaky voice for her to be honest with me but she refused and even swore by her late father’s grave. Then I showed her the evidences and she burst into tears. 💔💔😭😭😭

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Lock in. Life is full of surprises, you could be here next year.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

You're a liar!🫵🏾 A gorilla with white hair on its back is at least 12 years old. Judging by how much white hair is on your back, I'd say you're 21. Why do you guys lie about your age?