The Lake Beast™

Reclusive, intrusive & obtusive Cryptozoological-American. Hobbies: synchronized swimming with #Ithaca crew boats. Wooing dragon boats. Chugging gravy boats.

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@uncsportsphotos @DeThompson9 I’m glad they are better at basketball than ironing.

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@WajahatAli How do you feel now?

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN He said you were yapping about them every week, and I think the point has been proven over and over.

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN 15 weeks into the year and you have posted about the two of the 26 times. Figure it out. It’s not difficult.

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN *them

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN It’s spring. Go outside. Have fun. Move on.

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN Dude, have fun twisting yourself into a pretzel. Just take the L and move on. You were wrong but now you’re making yourself look wrong AND foolish. There’s better things to do with your life.

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN He said you were yapping about Obama and Biden and you were. Not even a nice try.

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@kodkod87 @Aye275 @CNN Gaslighting at its finest.

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@Aye275 @LisaCappiello08 @jax7804 @fred_guttenberg @BarackObama Trump’s book mentions bin Laden once as a “shadowy figure with no fixed address.”
• It does NOT warn that he’d attack the US, predict 9/11 or suggest bin Laden was planning a strike.
• It DOES say bin Laden was widely known as a threat targeted by US forces under Bill Clinton.

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@MediaBiasXXX @GovKathyHochul As opposed to a permanent egg hunt?

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@DrSpooky_ER If he was clever, he would’ve called you Dr. Peep.

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String cheese is to cheese what string bridges are to bridges.

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@KingPronoun @TheReelRandom Trump did.

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@FloBro__ @JStein_WaPo Says the guy with a blue check and Pepe the frog memes.

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@JStein_WaPo @AllegedButler That’s too bad. The Washington Post desperately needs you. I wish they recognized that too.

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Whenever anyone casually starts a sentence, “I’m not gonna lie…,” I think it’s important to start any response with, “Well, first off, let me thank and congratulate you for considering lying but ultimately choosing not to. That says a lot about your character…”

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@EshaAA33 1981

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There’s nothing like loss to show you how resilient you can be. I just sat there looking at the walls, alone with nothing but my thoughts (I couldn’t find my phone right before I had to poop so…).

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@lifesafeast Happy Birthday!!!