@jkenney Scholars studying the state of civilization quote great thinkers like Marcus Aurelius, Plato, Socrates. . . Canadians are supposed to be inspired by your quoting this Stomping Tom singer?! You're showing us how stupid you think we are.
@JayGenXer@BenMulroney This is dark ages bullshit. Everyone has a phone - design yourselves a prayer alert, done. Anything else is just willful annoyance and disrespect.
Yeah I just threw my last Makita Mower across the driveway. Your 17" double battery piece mower is an embarrassment to the Makita name. I very saddened to see that even Makita has succumbed to the "How much cheaper can we make this shit" I'll make sure it's very visible at the dump with it's 3 wheels. Fuck You Makita.
This is a hyperbolic exaggeration, it's enforcement modernization, not a new tariff wall aimed at Canada.
There is zero mention of Canada, Canadian exports, or any Canada-specific restrictions in the order or the White House fact sheet. It applies universally to imports from any country and is framed as fixing long-standing loopholes that let bad actors evade duties or import illegal goods. CBP's own statement calls it "fortifying our trading border" so importing is treated as a "privilege" rather than a right.
Canadians are like the 40 yr old kicked out of mom's basement whining because she's not making his meals and doing his laundry anymore. HE IS RUNNING HIS COUNTRY, HE OWE'S US NOTHING, IT'S UP TO US TO PULL OUR COLLECTIVE HEADS OUT OF OUR ASSES!
Just wait until Carney hands us all over the the EU and WHO. I'm not even sure you morons will wake up even then.