Laichen O’Callaghan

Simi Valley High School Alum Class of ‘93 #GoPios | Proud Father of 4 | Rancho Rockets 13U Head Travel Baseball Coach | Opinions Are My Own

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@PaulMiddle39548 Disappointing to hear

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Just watched a 16U game where a kid ripped smelling salts in the pen and then pulled down 64 mph. What

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@Outpizzathehuts Thanks pizza. Still kickin. Gonna take more than a legume to take me aht

-LOC

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Bad news: my life was almost taken by a peanut today.

Worse news: that poor peanut had to run into this brick shithouse

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Well, I prolly just let out the fattest cumshot of my life watching that Derrick Henry fumble. He’s so good. How did he fumble. What just happened. Gonna give my shaft a rest and then wank my weasel again watching tall, fast, handsome, rocket arm Josh Allen trow the rock around

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Was out on the trail yesterday and saw a small white kid wearing 42. Where is the damn ‘tegrity in the sport I love. There’s only one white boy that’s allowed to play Jackie and it’s Rick Cooder #LANK

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Just tried Cava tonight. Shit is LEGIT. If it wasn’t $$$ I’d put that shit P4P better than Chipotle any day of the week. My balls are tingling. Any ball knowers out there?

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Currently ripping my first ever Virginia vortex. Alone. Reading a book. (?) Shit is depressing. It’s the people that makes the 🙌🏼, not the food. Although I would kill for a 🙌🏼 cookie right now. #LANK

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@brinasdaily Fracture my cock.

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Montana & Wyoming tinder has me missing Berea. Shit’s wild. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone apparently #InvestedGratefulAsstertive

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

There’s a 0% chance Jacory Croskey-Merritt is a real person and isn’t just a name taken from East West bowl right?

[The Dynasty Grill @FFDynastyGrill]

Week 2 Winners:

Jacory Croskey-Merritt 📈📈
Tre Harris 📈📈
Luther Burden 📈
Isaac TeSlaa 📈
Troy Franklin 📈
Pat Bryant 📈
Tank Bigsby 📈
Efton Chism 📈📈
Zach Charbonnet 📈
Nick Chubb 📈
Ricky Pearsall 📈
Roman Wilson 📈
Gunnar Helm 📈
Pierre Strong 📈
Treveyon Henderson 🚀🌓

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@EddieMoney3762 @_MLFootball How about you put some goddamn respect on Brandon Weeden’s name? OKST Pokes legend. Guy trew a pretty ball

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Went to the local fun bar in Seattle tonight. Met a beautiful woman named “Chanel” and she said she knew my friend @Outpizzathehuts. She was HALF my type and was so gracious to offer me $300 head. BARGAIN!!! #SheWantedMe

[Jay Bortberg @JayBortberg]

@LakeOCally @JumpTrailers @DerekSeryanis Holy smokes! Gonna print this out and have a nice little TRIB.

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Ya know the Castellanos announcer? Like the guy that says KC is the gayest place in the world? Guy had clearly never been to Seattle. Place blows. Hoooooolllyyy.

Per sources, ya boy is #outtahere. It’s a new era of #CumOnJackets. More to come on that front soon.

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@JumpTrailers Was cranking my hog to her pre-covid. Bought stock early and it’s really paying off. Addison earned herself a Super-max this offseason. Thoughts? @JayBortberg @DerekSeryanis I’d pile drive that back patio through the mattress.

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@ascinhiding Hold on… he’s kinda spittin tho🤔

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

@ReddCinema Brb gonna go goon in the work bathroom

[Laichen O’Callaghan @LakeOCally]

Prolly just kms prolly #MichaelJordan

[Clint Frazier @clintfrazier]

scranton fucking railrider for life tho