Lakyn Lauer

I’m not really that interesting.

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One time Chris tried to prank me by pouring ice water on me while I was in the shower. But this dumbass filled a blender pitcher with ice and water and then accidentally DROPPED the entire blender pitcher on MY HEAD

what a prank

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@jamiefb92 No he’s Colton in 20 years

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It gives the same energy

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People say your dreams are symbolic to your life and what you want/need/feel.

Oh yeah? Well what does my dream about dropping grilled cheeses from different floors of a skyscraper to compare “splat” sounds mean???

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@SiegelKelsey I couldn’t look at him for a good hour without laughing

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Chris just asked me if they “make boy goldendoodles”

He’s the one that has a masters degree, folks.

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Why can boomers remember what they wore to their cousins picnic at age 6 but can’t remember how to copy and paste something on their phone after I’ve taught them how to do it 3947 times before

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One thing for certain is that old Miranda Lambert will always fuck.

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👇🏻

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It honestly is crazy to me that people wear cowboy hats on purpose

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I think I’m funny

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There’s cutie girlie pops at the gym that wear matching sets, sweat glitter, and rode in on their unicorn, and then there’s the Adam Sandler girlies of the gym who have mad mustache sweat and are in their sleep clothes from the night before.

It’s me. I’m an Adam Sandler girlie.

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Honestly putting on/pulling up leggings after sweating at the gym should be an Olympic sport. Yes, I just trained arms, but I am not equipt for this.

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No, I have no interest in going to the Taylor swift concert, BUT I want to wear an “eras” outfit and be sparkly and cute okay

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@CrumblCookies That lemonade cookie calling my name 😏

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Something that’s embarrassing but has no business being embarrassing:

when you’re wearing shorts or a dress or whatever, and you have red marks or the pattern of whatever you were sitting on on the back on your legs after getting up.

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@CrumblCookies He’s a smart man- we got them all. 😋

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Cute texts I send to my bf 🥰

The flavors this week made me do it. @CrumblCookies

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@SiegelKelsey Chris is the same way- but still eats all the dairy he can find. Then the rest of us have to suffer.

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Me- “Do powerlifters just lift as heavy as they can for one rep?”

“Yeah..”

Me- “Hmmm.. that must be what I am then..”

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I was in the gym locker room and one girl said “you didn’t look at my butt and congratulate me on my insane pump- Fuck you, get your own ice cream” and I want to be friends