Leilani

reporting live from Fugeras creek

[Leilani @Lalanee]

My one regret today was not telling the guy in line at Boustan's that he had cum stains on his sweats

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

having an affair as a woman is just so fresh, sexy, shes just getting her sparkle back but having an affair as a man is DISGUSTING. you need to be k/lled or thrown in jail

[Leilani @Lalanee]

@Thehorrorkid

[cyber gf @cyberstephanie]

pausé. this is new information to me.

[Leilani @Lalanee]

Been there 🤧

[The Half Blood Lad @TheHalfBloodLad]

“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed”

— Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe  out October 24th

[Leilani @Lalanee]

I’ve seriously outdone myself this last trip 🤧😮‍💨 when I tell you a time was HAD

[Leilani @Lalanee]

Lustful men are sickening

[Leilani @Lalanee]

I haven’t seen a sexy person in months smh

[Leilani @Lalanee]

My heart 💔💔💔

[Leilani @Lalanee]

A man

[Offseason Mode @Ferd_Turgeson]

Dude looks pretty good for 33yrs old

[Leilani @Lalanee]

I think this man knows I’ve infiltrated his dreams

[Leilani @Lalanee]

When all three boyfriends are at the same event as me

[Leilani @Lalanee]

As much as I want to go to Dubai, I need to visit Nevada again before my soul shrivels up. I’m lowkey scared of my cousin tho bc he just got back from juvie and is actually schizophrenic

[Leilani @Lalanee]

It’s not a thirst trap if you’re just hot

[Leilani @Lalanee]

Anyway, the sexy man was almost in my grasp smh. He was out of state the same weekend I roll up to his city. Dang it

[Leilani @Lalanee]

This is the last time I crack one of my cousins friends, I swear 💀

[Leilani @Lalanee]

Got cracked, everyone’s OT is approved

[Leilani @Lalanee]

I made $330 today from selling furniture and the sexiest man I’ve ever seen in my life messaged me. Life is GOOD

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me heading to the plans i made when i was in a good mood