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Taurus. BBBW. Hockey. Smut. Bat Boys Fan Club.

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Y’ALL I’M A BOY MOM 💙

[Quincy Brown @Papa_Q22]

❤️@Reds

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@metronetfiber if you go out in the middle of the night one more time and wake up my sleeping children because their sound machines aren’t running I will find a way to minutely ruin your day every day for the rest of your existence.

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@CoryBell1010 Tru

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You heard it here first folks. I’m the champion

[Quincy Brown @Papa_Q22]

S/O @mywife for scheduling my vasectomy in time to do nothing but watch march Madness. She’s the true champion.

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Ha. Ha ha ha…. Can I just find a cave like a bear and sleep until this baby pops out

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My new favorite thing? Getting as many people as possible to read the SJM universe and become fae obsessed with me 😈

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My new favorite thing? Quincy bringing home coffee and taking the kids upstairs so I can wake up in peace before the chaos ensues

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If my kids wake up before 7:30 one more time idk what I’ll do but I do know I’ll lose my mind

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AHHH!!! We are finally in our beach house. I can’t wait to spend the next 3 months being a beach bum 😭❤️

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I never realized how big bath tubs actually are because I usually have a toilet blocking half of it while bathing the kids.

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Got to Wilmington and checked out the backyard of our week rental. Got 6 big bites in 5 minutes and I NEVER get eaten up so I’m in for it 🙃

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So I’m the queen of starting a hobby for like 2-3 months (usually the 2) and then forgetting all about it. Do I try crocheting?? Lol

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FOR ALL MY FRIENDS WITHT REACTIVE DOGS @sniffspot is an app where you can rent out a “dog park” in your area so your dog can run and be wild without worrying about running into other dogs 😭

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Idk what I did to deserve the friendships I have, but man am I lucky 😭❤️

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THERE IS LITERALLY NO HOUSING THE MONTH OF AUGUST 😭

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While this contract as been the easiest to sign for Qs work, housing is an utter nightmare

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

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And yet again I am reminded that my mom dated Adam Dunn and I could be living in a lake house right now but nooo he was an ass and she just had to have standards 🙄

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Finding housing in a beach town is proving to be very difficult. My dream house just up and ghosted the app. A beach condo said “oh sorry it’s not actually available until October”. And then there are only like 10 listings that are indeed pet friendly. I’m gonna scream.

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Y’all. I love my kids, but today is one those days where I just don’t wanna mom anymore. Like can I clock out? I have put in my hours