samurai black

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[samurai black @Lalish]

Putting this here cause it can’t fit in my bio 😭🤗🌼✨😘

[hera @shiningdaisies]

let me regulate my nervous system and i'll get back to you

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Me because I have mastered the act of looking at someone and not listening to them.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The worst part about job hunting is you don’t even want a job.

[kat @yslnadi]

me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

Does this mean Arsenal qualified for the World Cup?

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

"You should allow yourself to meet new people"

Me on my off days

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga how tf I’m a vegan if I got kids?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Aira @Airaxora]

Where do you see yourself in 1 hour be honest?

[🌪️🌪️ NYASH BUNDACOOT 📦👺🥭 @DamnMyBoyy]

They split the 3pc suit

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

WEEKLY 1:1 meetings with a supervisor is micromanagement.

[Shaé @gambinoschild]

Realized I thrive better when nobody knows wtf I’m doing.

[𝕐𝔸𝔻𝕆ℝ⚽️ @Guanyador72]

talking stage ❌️
job interview ✅️

[. @Fimiye]

The most performative part of job hunting is sitting in an interview and acting deeply passionate about a company you only discovered when you saw their job post a few days ago.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me going to retrieve my blunt from somebody it wasn't supposed to go to