You know you’ve got a problem (or not) when you’re listening to #thisyearsucks in the other room and your mum turns round and says “is that our Twinnie? Doesn’t she sound good” @TwinnieOfficial 😂💜
For someone who isn’t remotely close to ever getting married (Santa is more likely to come down the chimney at Christmas) I sure do follow a lot of bridal pages on social media 👰🏻
Another of my pet hates: non-zoo people (mainly people who studied animals so think they’re experts) start commenting on the quality of other zoos to me. FYI I’m not going to slate other zoos to you just because I don’t work there, we are not in competition. Get back in your box
So I definitely just rest my phone without realising WhatsApp hasn’t backed up and I’ve now lost a lot of emotionally important message threads. Trying. To. Remain. Positive.
Men need to stop making me sad because every time they do I spend stupid amounts of money on things I don’t really need. However my new Charlotte Tilbury makeup set is gonna be beaut 💁🏻♀️
What is personally very painful about all of this is knowing the songs I have that y’all don’t know about. Imagine you’ve planned a gigantic surprise party for your best friend and you have to wait LIKE A YEAR.
@SkyNews I think the term is “captive” elephants or at a push “rescued”. Not domesticated. Dogs and cats are domesticated, elephants are still wild are certainly not 😊