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it wasn’t me, I swear

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Life motto for life

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Why are voluntary disclosure questions on job applications labeled as required?

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Why does my tinder profile keep getting hidden?

Please I’m just trying to find love.

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Why was my boss trying to brag about his used ahh Tesla?

Claims he’s a car guy and yet every single car brand he’s ever owned has either gone out of business or actual trash.

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@zoronaos What about Kiku fans?

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@peronyawns If you ask him, he’ll tell you it’s his style.
If you ask him on a deeper level, he’ll tell you that it was for the woman of his life. Once he could no longer interact with that woman, he found this to be the only way to see her happy and was ok with living this way.

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@lulsalec

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@hourly_shitpost Stop because mine actually does hurt

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@pokimanelol Tb to when a random could play with you in Fortnite

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@wiseconnector Coding, granted I never really cared or focused on it too much. Python and SQL just weren’t made for me

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@wiseconnector Does he identify as an ex-policeman? Maybe he’s just no longer a policeman but want to remind people he used to be? Depending on that, it’s either his job or his pride

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Heart. You gotta give it all you got, or nothing at all.

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

Name one thing

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Anyone else eat fries plain?

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

What are you adding? 👀

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@wiseconnector 5, if its just the one bite and immediately off the grill.

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Instead of my manager handling a project on his own like an adult, his boss keeps on saying him and I will take on said project…please stop having me do my own and completing all of his

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@gagasyuyi 2010 was such a simpler time

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@NoContextHumans B, then A, then C....and then repeat. We go in a pattern.

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@SeffSaid Stupid ppl...have common sense

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@pokimanelol theyre waiting until preseason

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@ilyaqre 4/5

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@ragna1x Workday