Marc

You need it, I got it

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?

[DaY1M 🤴🏽 🔙 3nd 👶🏽 @dayungest1m]

hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga I do what I gotta do

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Good morning! Are you rested, recharged and ready to take on the week”

[Leah @TgirlLeaah]

I would love my son if he gay
i would love my son if he trans
but i would not love my son if he dont get no bands

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you come to me today, december 30th, and ask me to do the job for which i am salaried

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[weenie @bigfreakingnuts]

as punishment for all my wrongdoings, i will be consuming a wide variety of substances of which will ultimately shorten my life span by a large number of years

[PeteNova @SuperrNova38]

Me to my 0-4 buddy in fantasy this week.

[QuaaLud Aberg @28ozPorterhouse]

Steely Dan Sunday

[🀄️ @L0nnybreauxx]

Yearn for a band fck nigga😂😂✌🏾

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

I’m sorry dude I have to go pick up everyone I’ve ever met from the airport

[ishaan @WAVYlSH]

Smoking the shit that made caesar little