Jake Lambert

future president, practicing dog whisperer, PR representative for the Lorax

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@wonderofscience Ya stop taking 6th grade from science and you miss out on these big things

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

iPhones be like do you want to remove apps or delete photos cause we gotta make room for the new Lock Screen feature. You also have 100 GB of iCloud storage available

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@connellywill4 This was actually his tweet not mine

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Why do people from Vermont and Maine post 7 photos at a time to Instagram with half of them being highways, trees, and the back of their friends heads in a cabin with a slight blur and the captions like “through blurred vision”

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@marcrandolph Is this tweet late

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@blumenfeld Let’s go somewhere with pictures of the food on the menu

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@alexzammitti Actually thought of you multiple times throughout World Cup and was just like holy shit predicting 3 is already crazy but 4!

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Welcome to Wrexham is the reality tv show of Ted Lasso

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Red Bull should come out with their own vodka @redbull

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Flashlight feature is amazing but turns on whenever I do not need it. Too convenient to turn on

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

First 5 minutes of every podcast is getting right to it.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

it's that time of year again

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[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@david__pill @SeattleKraken No longer a rebuilding year!

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

If Tua takes the field tonight, it's a massive step back for #concussion care in the NFL.

If he has a 2nd concussion that destroys his season or career, everyone involved will be sued & should lose their jobs, coaches included. We all saw it, even they must know this isn't right

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Courtney Williams take over game tonight. Can’t find her Twitter to @ her but 15+ assist tonight

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Not sure why they didn’t start football on Labor Day weekend where I could have sat in my hangover on Monday

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

Old men outside Dunkin talking baseball, the line that stood out as most Boston was “Ted Williams used to say they are all pussies”. I imagine that’s a normal conclusion they come to

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

A crazy thing that has kind of snuck by, is the trailer of the trailer. It’s like 5 seconds of clips before the trailer, and then says Watch the Full Trailer Now which is what you r doing I mean. .. what’s goin on with the world

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@BarstoolBigCat NVP form this early on is alarming for the entire NFL

[Jake Lambert @Lambert11Jake]

@PremierofS Thanks. Glad you and your following feel that way

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Don’t wanna jump on preseason but Deshaun Watson bad person and bust? Guillotine? Trail by combat?