Alex Lambert 🥕

I really like bugs, rats, and bagel bites/ BLM/ HDX 21’/ she\her

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

everyone is always like “just dont pay your hospital bills what are they gonna do about it” anyway i got served today and they are suing me lmao

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[penny . ✦ ݁ ˖ @magic1wantu]

why my mom soft-launching being nonbinary on her insta😭😭😭😭

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

coworkering so hard i just said i don't know much about marijuana

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[miia @miiagarro]

babe is an insane name please refer to me as supreme leader

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

“Get busy” that’s a BOSS talking 😭😭😭

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know