Lambert Simnel

So much more than just an Easter cake. Pretender son of Edward IV and a handsome youth of intelligence and good manners.

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@paganrosie *What* things? O.o

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@GodsAssassin Sir, I would fain request some inkling as to what manner of work is to be done, as I fear I may be getting the sniffles.

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@paganrosie Methinks he doth not yet have the bottle nor ye physique for such tomfoolery... ;¬)

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@paganrosie @Yeltzlass You would "do" Robson Green? I do not understand the meaning of this term. Is it something pleasing?

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@Yeltzlass Who/where is this "Robson Green", pray tell? Sounds like someone/somewhere I ought to know! :¬)

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@GodsAssassin @TheBorgiaPope And that Juan Borgia is a bit of all-right, too. Lord, to have such thoughts within my boyish breast! :¬)

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@GodsAssassin @TheBorgiaPope I feel, eminent sirs, that I may be in need of your good counsel: similar feelings are also engendered in me!

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@TheBorgiaWife Will there also be a doll of Micheletto Corella? I confess I find myself somewhat...*interested*...

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@GodsAssassin ...And fornicate. Do not forget that monks have oft been found on their knees - but not in prayer...

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@GodsAssassin @TheBorgiaPope @NicholasRomanov A lady Ursula? He hath been disporting himself with a bear?! Fie, I say that this be folly!

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I do worry that the good citizens of this Twitterland will not follow me because they might not believe who I say that I am. Fie! :¬(

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I'm *sure* there's a word missing from what I just quoted. *frets*

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Ooh, new here - & nervous! So much for one once described thus: "A boy so learned, that, had he ruled, he would have as a learned man."