Dylan

Known appreciator of public transportation. Older than Google. He/Him. Views expressed are not my own.

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad Twitter posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Do it Dems…. You know you want to…..

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Realistically if the Dems use this newfound majority to push for Election Day as a mandatory national holiday and take steps to make voting more accessible we may never see another republican president

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

@normal_jake_ My father has one for “home protection” and i always like to ask him how many times he’s had to use it in the 30 years he’s had it

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

I would die for my country New England

[Tristan @t_c_p_33]

Imagine not living here

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

I cannot legally say what I will do if these fuckers end up repealing

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Massachusetts to vote Tuesday on repealing recreational marijuana legalization, potentially becoming the first state in US history to overturn marijuana legalization.

[Takeshi Kovac @TakeshiKovac69]

in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

[Trey Greenwell @LeTreySpreewell]

Democrats propose actual capitalism

[anna @f1ccanaso_squit]

horribly phrased but this might be the best we get in the nhl

[cassandra pentaghast pickleball updates @mortalitesi]

shepard’s alliance with the krogan

[Walter 🌹 @retlaw1016]

I will die for my country New England

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Haters stay winning

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

One of my coworkers is on this season of Love Is Blind and it is just lovely to see people relentlessly talking shit

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Me_irl

[dom @dearooz]

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

Looks like it’s curtains for Zoosha

[TMZ @TMZ]

Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 https://t.co/pByDjczjzY

[Nick @CentralScruty]

The hardest line in all fiction.

[Bee :) @Beeburn22]

Idk his name but that Gunnery Chief in the citadel from ME2 that yells "SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE" gotta be in my top 5

[Wile E. Wizard @AcmeHater]

EA talking about some annual sports franchises enhanced with generative AI when I could have been Superman punching aliens in the schnozz is why they will always be The Enemy

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

@normal_jake_ I always thought about it as the inevitability of fate. No matter what your choices in life, we still end up in the same place at the end. Regardless of Paragon, Renegade, or Enlightened Centrist, Shepard was going to always end up in the same spot

[Dylan @LamboZeigler]

“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong”