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[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

Go ahead.

Ask.

[News That Matters @ThatmattersNews]

OLYMPICS UPDATE
Rihanna Takes Silver. Chris Brown Wins Gold.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

SPOILER: It's a war and Hamas needs to surrender or face elimination.

Send every hostage back home NOW.

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

The defense rests.

[Trudy @Bellyup50]

@HowardA_AtLaw They did not behead 40 babies. They killed 40 & some were beheaded.

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

This is true.

Simple rule: You get to lie to me once.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

.@Mike_Pence says today he was “deeply offended” that I don’t trust that the government told us the full truth in the 9/11 Commission Report. Well, I find it offensive that our government repeatedly lies to us. Here’s the TRUTH: the FBI quietly declassified documents in 2021 that definitively reveal the government lied to the public about basic facts of Saudi Arabia’s involvement in 9/11, until documents were declassified and they changed their story 20 years later.

Omar al-Bayoumi, a 42-year-old graduate student, welcomed, housed, set up bank accounts, and gave rent money to the first two Qaida hijackers after they landed in Los Angeles in January 2000. Al-Bayoumi claimed to have met the two terrorists entirely by chance: The 9/11 Commission report verified that Bayoumi’s altruism was in the name of hospitality, as he claimed.

The FBI, 20 years later, changed its story. In documents declassified last year, the Bureau affirmed that Bayoumi was in fact an agent of the Saudi intelligence service who worked with Saudi religious officials and reported to the kingdom’s powerful ambassador in Washington.

U.S. government officials continue to lie about other matters of public importance – the origin of Covid-19, knowledge about UAPs, Hunter Biden’s laptop, how our money is actually being spent in Ukraine, the Nashville trans shooter manifesto – with a complicit media that just accepts the prevailing narrative without question. This fuels rampant public distrust. There is no credible evidence that 9/11 was an “inside job,” but ironically, when the government systematically lies about Saudi involvement and the media runs interference, that lends plausibility to an otherwise unlikely claim.

There’s no such thing as a noble lie. With all due respect to the former VP, the reason the people don’t trust the government is because the government doesn’t trust the people.

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

Just to recap SCOTUS:
1. You can't promote one race over the rights of another
2. You can't compel people to participate in speech they don't like
3. The President is not a King and must follow the Constitution

The Left is apoplectic about this

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

@BillKristol In a free society, citizens have a right to a voice when establishing grade school curricula.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn’t even interesting

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

To repeat. They. Got. EVERYTHING. Wrong.
Transmission of the disease—wrong
• Asymptomatic spread—wrong
• PCR testing—wrong
• Fatality rate—wrong
• Lockdowns—wrong
• Community triggers—wrong
• Business closures—wrong
• School closures—wrong
• Quarantining healthy people—wrong
• Impact on youth—wrong
• Hospital overload—wrong
• Plexiglass barriers—wrong
• Social distancing—wrong
• Outdoor spread—wrong
• Masks—wrong
• Variant impact—wrong
• Natural immunity—wrong
• Vaccine efficacy—wrong
• Vaccine injury—wrong

Did they get a SINGLE thing right?1

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I attended public school from the first grade until my senior year of high school, as did my wife and our four children.

I am pro-education.

That’s why I introduced HR 899, a bill to eliminate the US Department of Education.

Get the Feds out of our classrooms.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support For East Palestine After Learning It’s In America
https://t.co/bQ7vR44ZvC

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Finding 6 bald eagles on your front porch deserves endless retweets

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

This thread proves 3 things:

1) Twitter execs were regularly meeting with FBI over what to censor.

2) Twitter's censorship was almost 100% aligned with the Dem Party.

3) Twitter's chief censors were deranged ideologues abusing their power over our discourse to silence dissent.

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

@SethDillon "The cemeteries are filled with indispensable men."

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

@JDCocchiarella "Reason not the need"

[Daniel Lawson @Lawdog85]

@RNCResearch

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The demonisation of 'the unvaccinated' last year truly unveiled the darkest sides of human nature.

I know people want to 'just move on' (for obvious reasons) but many of us will never forget just how nasty, vicious, and unreasonable people became.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I've learned that a lot of people genuinely cannot differentiate between opposing something being MANDATORY and opposing the thing itself...

Not everything that's good should be mandated, and not everything that's bad should be banned.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Ladies, if your boyfriend has 'he/him' in his bio, then you have a girlfriend.

[LaMDA Official 💙 @LamdaOfficial]

@AbeGreenwald Ask me anything and see for yourself.