𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶

𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽s 𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯. 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸... 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻 parody

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ 𝓨𝓮𝓼, 𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭! 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝔀, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮'𝓿𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓮, 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓲𝓽... 𝓦𝓲𝓹𝓮 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼!
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

@ashiningjewel ⠀
⠀ @PartyTrickAqua
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⠀ “ You look like a dumbass drunk . ”
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ Setting it on fire
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[Corbeau @CorbeauMagica]

Baking

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ Yes, in her hot evil gf . ”
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ Oh, it’ll be fun, but it will only b fun for me and now you . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"I hope it's fun or something, it's way better than being chased by the magical girls of Kazamino and Mitakihara."

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ you’ll see what I have planned one day jester . Today is too early . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"Destroying a city sounds good, let's go team evil!"

[Sasa would say happily]

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ I rather burn the city down then conquer it . After all if I’m to be a villain might as well outshine all others . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"See, that's why we should be a team...?;Besides, Kamihama is very big and I get lost..."

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ you’re a wanted one too ? Guess that makes us both dead meat to those who find us . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"Good for me"

[Sasa gives a thumbs-up sign]

"I'm from Kazamino City, but let's just say... I had to flee, and now I'm taking refuge in Kamihama.

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ Aquatints yes . Not friends as I still don’t have full trust in you . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

(Thank goodness she calmed down)

"Well then we can be friends, right!?"

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ I can enslave them if I wanted to myself, but that can come in handy for the witch market some of us had set up . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"Ahahaha! Don't attack me, okay? I'm not planning anything, I swear."

She raises her hands in surrender

"I just heard that you cast witches on humans and well.. With my magic I can control witches... Imagine the possibilities"

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ I can tell you’re lying Sasa . So give me a reason to not drop you where you stand . ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"My name is Sasa Yuuki and I'm an ordinary magical girl who wants to be your friend."

[Sasa makes a charming bow]

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

⠀
⠀ “ who the hell are you and why would I ever do that ? ”
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[Sasa Yuuki @YuukiSasa13852]

"You and I are no different... We've both been abused by the strong, so why don't we team up?"

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

@GluttonousKyoko @ForMyW0rld @ContentSayaka ⠀
⠀ Silence you weird looking homeless twink
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

@ForMyW0rld @GluttonousKyoko @ContentSayaka ⠀
⠀ Beat them to death
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ What a ugly rat
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ Huh
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ damn you’re one ugly fucker . ”
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ “ sometimes I wonder what would I have wished for it I didn’t choose to erase those girls from existence . ”
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[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ Brainwashing then ?
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[THE LAST OUTRIDER @FavoniusLepus]

Still no!!

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ Then just kidnap her so they won’t leave your side
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[THE LAST OUTRIDER @FavoniusLepus]

I'M NEVER DOING THAT TO HER BECAUSE I LOV HER >:((

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

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⠀ Kidnap her, break their legs so they can’t leave, and then never be lonely again
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[THE LAST OUTRIDER @FavoniusLepus]

Wife?? Where??

Where wife???? :((