Kairo (strawberry hat)

Lauded prophet. Olympic gold medal motion analyst.

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I was groomed by the invisible hand of the market

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And somewhere out there is DeeZe, ripping his bong in this very moment

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i think we can all agree the nouns expirement was a huge success

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Met up with 2 high school ‘friends’

“You graduated first in our class and got the best education. I thought you’d cure cancer. I can’t believe you’re in crypto as a tax refugee in PR. What a waste”

To my face. Might be a low tbh

And PS I’ll enjoy watching you burn

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The market died and we all revealed our mothers maiden names

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@trytbd @grok No it didn’t he’s been saying this for months

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If this turns into another pandemic I want bird watchers to wear stickers identifying themselves

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Handing a Japanese guy my first print dragon ball manga and then killing him so he can goto heaven and get it signed by toriyama

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@p_maverick_b Yes it’s impossible, shown by Palantirs latest futile and lazy attempt

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Taking 30-40g of raw potato starch has changed my life. I've never felt so good. I started a month ago after some new studies showed improvement in colon health, insulin sensitivity and visceral fat reduction. I highly recommend trying it. Best thing I've ever taken n super cheap

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“We handed over all assets on a BNPL deal and now we can’t do anything”

[kayvon @saturnial]

https://t.co/I0ufX3dZUO

[kmoney @kmoney]

bro has arguably the worst pfp you could ever have while being accused of murdering your fiancée

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"ppl used to glorify (me) now they glorify (not me)"

[eq @404flipped]

crypto twitter used to glorify people hitting 100x trades now if u call a $5 oil move they put u on a podcast

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They have 4 McDonald’s in this mall, one of them is kosher

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They're retroactively tokenizing emojis via provenance from 44 years ago

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The future of finance

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This might be the most important market open ever since last week and until next sunday

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yeah bro dubai is safe bro, can leave a rolex on a car bro and go to the mall bro, great for family bro, just watch out for falling missile debris hurtling towards you bro

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@AutismCapital @nikitabier Nikita is a f@g I wouldn’t put it past him to get cool boy points

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