Olamide

[SKB @seyikanbai]

“When I fell ill, I had 6 cars in my garage, but now I have only 1.

I even gave one of my Range Rovers to a staff member.

You may have 99 problems, but the moment you have health problem , all your problems become one.”

— Mr Farooq Oreagba.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Idc what anyone says.

That Bae U’s show is getting out of hand.

“Producers only call you for motherly role, because nobody wants to kiss your wrinkled lips” and it’s Joke Silva he’s talking to lmaooooooooo

Maybe na me too woke and sensitive.

[Olamide @Lamide__]

One of the hardest parts of being a junior in litigation is not getting the outcome your senior wanted after going to court on your own. Convincing them that you did your best to push for that outcome many times is an uphill task.

[Olamide @Lamide__]

If the percentage of people scoring less than 200 has consistently reduced in the last four years, then what's the justification for reducing the cut-off?

[Pharuk. @pharukdagreat]

Contrary to what is widely believed, scoring below 200 in JAMB is actually the norm, not the exception.

[Olamide @Lamide__]

I actually can not believe this. 150?

[JAMB @JAMBHQ]

The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.

[NaijaThanos @chooseayoluwa]

“Hausa men are honest” until an aboki bike man bashes your car and you’re surrounded by a mob of other abokis who want to kill you despite being in the wrong.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

coming back from the grammarly ad to find Ghana losing by 2 goals already:

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Made them millionaires, aren’t those funds investments in their businesses?

The Nigerian logic will always rear its head.

[F£mII. @Nutssfemi]

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[The Rory Ovedje, Esq. @ovedjerory]

I finally gained access to the long awaited NWLR Online one year subscription this afternoon. 🎉

I'm so happy. 😭

It's something I've always wanted to get for myself.

Thank you, Learned Silk Lateef Omoyemi Akangbe, SAN for sponsoring this. 💐

[Olamide @Lamide__]

@ibuksbae Propaganda over the truth. Many new school “investigative journalists” thrive on speculation drawn up from conjecture and never bother about actual evidence.

[Olamide @Lamide__]

Well, it’s election season, I expect the rascality on here to be at an all time high. Zero objectivity, just parochial sensibilities fueling the most ridiculous takes. May the most viral take win.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Me at full time tomorrow after we lose 6-0 to City 🤣🤣

[WeTalkSound (WTS) @wetalksound]

Abiola Andre back with "All in my mind" after hiatus 🎶

Out April 9th

[ɢʙᴀɴᴀsᴀʀᴀ ᴘᴀᴘɪɪ @abiola_andre]

All In Your Mind out Midnight ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/qRrXqpMZ6z

[Olamide @Lamide__]

@ChairmanAllDway I just think it’s distracting, I have my wig and gown in the backseat of my car anyway but I wouldn’t say it has ‘saved’ me. In fact there was a particular police officer who insinuated that I had it there as a decoy to transport marijuana.

[Olamide @Lamide__]

This might sound very brash, but I’d doubt your research abilities if you don’t make notes. There’s no way you can retain and process information if you’re not tracking what you find/learn.

[Charmaine Mahachi @charmainemahach]

A paper a day, keeps the doctor away

[g3li @PBandGelii]

This exact spot, coming out of Bank station, will have you spinning around tryna get the Google Maps compass alignment right

[Olamide @Lamide__]

At the temporary terminal of the international airport yesterday, the airport security restricted any person not traveling from gaining access into the check-in area because it was visibly full. People started whipping out their wallets to pay the security guards to let them in.