Lam Lam

Love God 🦅

[Maryam Laushi Dasilva @MimieLaushi]

Y’all hate Chike because he reminds you that the only reason your women aren’t cheating is because they CHOOSE not to, not because they don’t have options or desires. You have lied to yourselves for too long that “men can sleep with other women and still love their wives but women aren’t that way”.

[Rāma Śēṣan Chandraśēkaran @maa_bhaishiiH]

RSVP is French for “Répondez s'il vous plaît” which means “respond, please” and literally means “Respond, if it pleases you”. English uses lot of French phrases verbatim. Some of them are :

1. Faux pas (false step)
2. Quelle surprise (what a surprise)
3. À la carte (by the menu card)
4. Bon appétit (good appetite)
5. Résumé (summary)
6. Fait accompli (thing done / done deal)
7. En route (on the way)
8. déjà vu (I have already seen)
9. Au contraire (on the contrary)
10. Enfant terrible (disruptive child)
11. Touché (valid)
12. Voila (there it is)
13. C'est la vie (that is life)
14. Coup d'état (strikeout of the state)
15. Raison d'être (reason to be)
16. Tour de force (feat of strength)
17. Vis-a-vis (face to face)
18. M’aidez (help me) - distress mayday signal
19. Double entendre (double meaning)
20. laissez-faire (allow to do)

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

@Abel_Olabode Make the two of them go warm eba

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

The second part, Chasing Tomorrow, is also so gooooood

[Scribe Girl @her_eloquence]

IF TOMORROW COMES by Sidney Sheldon

[Scribe Girl @her_eloquence]

IF TOMORROW COMES by Sidney Sheldon

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Sorry?????

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Signs that you don’t love yourself.
1) Tolerating disrespect to avoid being alone.

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Litchfield?

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

You’re trapped in the last movie you watched, where are you?

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

A wise woman once said, “aje ni mi, mogba!”

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

One million people are moving stupid, I’ll fight all one million of them.

Idc if people say I’m the problematic one.

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

My take on this issue is that as a people pleaser, your eyes go see shege until you say no more

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

No hope for person wey dey jarunpa o

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Simple, everywhere looks the same when you're in the middle of a desert.
The wind covers your footprints overnight also.

So in order for the travelers to not get lost, they sleep within the circle which serves as a compass, with their walking sticks pointing towards the direction they are headed, so once they wake up they continue in the direction the stick is pointing.

There might be other reasons but this is what a friend who once tried to enter Europe through the desert shared as an experience.

[siju🎀 @sijuszn]

God, I can’t go through another year feeling stuck.
Give me clarity, direction, and the strength to follow through.

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

I’m so jealous of people watching Orange is the New Black for the first time

[TAG HANDLER❤️💋 @Taghandler]

Most pregnant women don't know these but keep spending money on expensive “easy labor” tips…
yet they are ignoring one powerful food sitting quietly in the market.

It’s not milk.
Not ginger.
Not herbal tea.

👉 It’s DATES.

Yes mama, ordinary dates. Let me explain quickly 👇

🔥 Women who eat 6 dates daily from 37 weeks are more likely to: ✔️ Reach the hospital already dilated
✔️ Spend less time in active labor
✔️ Push better with more strength
✔️ Reduce their chances of C-section

What dates are secretly doing inside your body: 🍯 Softening and preparing your cervix
🍯 Helping your uterus respond faster to contractions
🍯 Boosting natural oxytocin
🍯 Giving you steady energy during labor

That’s why some women arrive calm…
and the nurse says, “Mama, you’re already 5–6cm.” 😳

No stress. No drugs. No fear.

The assignment is simple:
📌 From 37 weeks → 6 dates daily

Cheap. Natural. Sweet. Effective.

Mama, share this.
One pregnant woman needs this information today ❤️

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Not Ikorodu Rema drinking garri with gold chains around his neck

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Walter White is the worst criminal I’ve ever seen in a series. Dude just can’t help himself

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

my contribution to adulthood is that i won’t be obsessed with being greeted. i don’t even want you to talk to me 😭😭

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Dorota has to be my favorite character in Gossip Girl

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

I just got context into who grandma Peret is and wow💀

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

@Rukkkyg Not fair 😭😭

[Lam Lam @Lamixhelly]

Imagine seeing this after downing seven slices of bread🤦🏾‍♀️

[Jolene @Rukkkyg]

Lagos owes me nothing 🤍