Lammy

Lammy 2.0 |Elon musk’s best friend|The biggest #BBNaija fan on Twitter| A retired shipper set 2023| Available for business only (retirement plans)🤝🫶🏻

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

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It’s world LAMMY’s day!
Happy birthday to me🤭🥳🎊❤️

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@fifss__ @LookingForMide Sour sop , kiwi, golden melon, lemon,

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

Most of you POs business owners are comfortable with not getting paper rolls for your machine!

How can you run this business without receipts????

[unique A'wears @AdageorgeA]

I'm finished 💔💔😭😭😭

A guy came to my shop this evening to withdraw ₦96,000. I collected his ATM card, inserted it into my POS machine, and entered ₦96,000. I then handed the machine to him to input his PIN while I was counting out the cash. After he finished, he gave the POS machine back to me, and I saw ‘Approved,’ so I handed him the ₦96,000.
A minute after he left, I checked my transaction history, only to discover that the transaction was for ₦9,600 instead of ₦96,000. Right now, I’m confused and don’t know exactly what happened because I'm sure I entered 96k so I don't know how come it turned to 9,600😭😭 i don't weather yhe guy changed the amount while I was counting the money. 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Anyone who is home all day and expects the one away from home all day to come home to cook, is not a good person.

The responsibility is on who is home to cater to all. It is supposed to be common sense.

[Oyindamola Adekoya @adekoyaoyinda]

Other girls are saving money for wigs, clothes, phones, and vacations.

Me? I’m saving to write more professional exams.

😭😭😭

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

I can never use promax🤧, my hands are too small

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

The way you people compile video when things go south ehn😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

God abeg

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@Dr_Pharouk Visafone😭🤣

[JANE @jannygel]

If any of my children choose to write business studies in GCSE, the child is definitely going to study accounting and finance.
I will register the child for AAT program, the child won’t go university, then apply to any big 4 school leaver/apprenticeship program then proceed to get ACA or ACCA qualification.

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@adaezennaji_ Use the bigger pack please

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

And then there’s me who prefers frozen Greek yoghurt

Am I weird?😭

[Tspices Kitchen @Tspiceskitchen]

The best place to store anything greek or plain yogurt is the FRIDGE! not FREEZER.

if you mistakenly drop in a freezer and texture has changed,

First , leave to melt,
Then filter to seperate any liquid
Now blend or whip till it's smooth

I hope this helps someone.

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@MrMekzy_ @Fapstore2

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

I agree😭😭😭
I was really expecting him to win

[HALIMA @Mamsy96]

William Benson was cheated .!!!!! That was his award . #AMVCA12

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

Wumi Toriola’s mother olomokan on YouTube is cracking me up and making me cry at the same time

Are there really mothers like this 🥺🤣
She’s sooo over protective of her son to a fault😭😭😭

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

I just want to know who convinced Pere to do this🤣🤣🤣

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@Jennnyyyyyy 75

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

This has to be some sort of madness!

[Metro Naija @metronaija]

“I don’t have a wife, it’s all social media shit. "

"I miss you and I wanna see you. I don’t know why you are m@d at me. "

"I wanna see you, I wanna fvck”

- Angel's female husband leaked chat to another lady

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@koka_ba2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lammy @Lamm___y]

@MrMekzy_ At
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[baby🍀 @shalomdfirst]

If this comes across your timeline, I’m manifesting twins for you 🥺🙏🏾

[Aderonke Asake Oreke(Foodstuff vendor) @Fancyfoodmart]

Tap in if you want twins😍❤️