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what a catalyst you turned out to be

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@AlexCotCot Not me!!! 🤨

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I’ve started watching #SlowHorses because everyone says it’s good. Nobody told me about all the farting.

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@SueJ1973 You don’t half get around. Enjoy.

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@Heyitsbee23 I’m good, thanks. Hope you have a great day

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@Heyitsbee23 Morning lovely 👋

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Every day I open the NYT Games app to do Wordle and Connections. And every day I press the ‘Subscribe’ button instead of the ‘Play’ button 🤨

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@Heyitsbee23 Medical thing, though he may do this thing for kicks for all I know.

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All I have to say about the last few weeks is one’s perspective on life changes when you’ve had a man’s hand up ya bum.

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@Ahwellnevermind That’s good, rabbits are always full of beans.

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@Ahwellnevermind It was quite a shock but I think I’m over it.
Sounds like you’re having quite a time.

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@Ahwellnevermind Bet yours had smaller digits than mine. I’m good, thanks. You?

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@richmondie And some humans 👋

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Did I hear that right? 90-odd penises in The Bayeux Tapestry*?? 😮

*Embroidery

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@dailowe Haven’t we all, Dai 😐

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Been to see The Odyssey today and absolutely loved it. Interesting little subplot about the Sea Peoples was a nice touch. And my first time in a recliner seat 😮

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If I was clever I’d create a bot account that searches for any mention of The Bayeux Tapestry and replies with “actually it’s an embroidery”.

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@SalandTizer Happy birthday Sal 🤗

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If you’re on social media long enough, the same jokes come round and round.