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04.05.16 (The day I met Eden) #AntiBrentford

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Timo Werner - Just The Start

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[Gabe. @Waju_]

Declan Rice is the litmus ball knowledge test for me. I automatically assume you know nothing if you think he’s elite in midfield

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Genuine question: am I going insane? That Konsa tackle on Adu* is the most red card penalty red card foul that has ever taken place and it's like nobody is talking about it. Did I miss something

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We’re not winning anything with Gordon and Madueke as our starting wingers ffs

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@TheHateCentral I’m expecting a Joao Felix hall of shame compilation

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Absolute legend

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

Argentine fans found a random Austrian dwarf, adopted him on the spot, instantly Argentinized him, and within 10 minutes had an entire crowd chanting:

"THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE! THE DWARF IS ARGENTINE!"

No country on Earth operates like this. 🇦🇷😭

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@NOTLFCJ__ Guus Hiddink

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@Ellis_ He is so clearly the best player in the world. It’s not even close. Being that clear at 18 is nuts..

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@orm0nde What film/series is the is?

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If Xabi Alonso wins at the Emirates, I will name my future first born after him

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Need @chelscfcw to start repping Garnacho and Neto so that they both leave the club

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I am manifesting that @FabrizioRomano 💣 -Neto, Delap, Garnacho and Tosin all to leave the club by the second week of July 👀

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@ChelseaFC It’s so obviously Liverpool or Coventry

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Mbappe.. you’ve gotta be kidding me

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@TheBlueDodger @SJohnsonSport So underwhelming. The guy is not Chelsea level

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I won’t let anyone tell me otherwise, Doku is so overrated.

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@chelscfcw How many shirts do you own? 👀

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@__AAx98 Seriously underwhelming signings if we’re honest

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@Louis_Beneventi It’s £52.5m

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Bring me Lewis Hall and I’ll be over the moon

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@TheBlueDodger Garnacho and Delap after a full summer off