Dylan Lampe

Loyal Iowa State and Green Bay Packers fan. Both my teams STINK.

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Me: *bets Skattebo anytime TD scorer*
Giants: “what if we just have Cam run directly into Aaron Donald every play”

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Is the Giants defense legit, or is Stafford cooked?

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Lane Kiffin in a revenge game + top 10 matchup

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Maybe LSU actually needed those pro players after all 🤷‍♂️

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Sean Payton is going to Ol’ Yeller Davis Webb before he can step foot on the plane home

[Dylan Lampe @Lampe2Dylan]

How long until Sean Payton roundhouse-kicks Davis Webb in the head and snatches the headset?

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Imagine having such an elite TE that ask him to block Myles Garrett 1 on 1 and he wins

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Mike Tirico: “The Sloppy Opener”

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Romeo Doubs being someone else’s reoccurring disappointment is so satisfying

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A story as old as time. Malik Willis has an all-time performance. Packers can’t stop the run. Derrick Henry breaks multiple RB records against us. #gopackgo

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“Just the backup in for the @packers”
This crew has no idea how much more Matt LaFleur loves Willis over Love

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Dolphins were the softest team of all time. Chris Grier gets fired, and they get super physical. The negative impact of Chris Grier should be studied by science @bubbagumpino

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The negative impact of Chris Grier has to be studied. Has there ever been a GM firing that fixed a team in the same season?

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Who would you take - Jaxon Dart vs #9?

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Mike Vraebel may be the greatest FB coach of all time

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You’re telling me this thing is 5’8”, 210lbs??? Ashton Jeanty, I wasn’t familiar with your game

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Bo Nix and Geno Smith seem to be in a competition for the worst QB in football tonight

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The Broncos may be the ugliest 7-2 team of all time.

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Based on uniforms alone, the #Broncos should lose by a million tonight #TNFonPrime

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The mentee is definitely showing off in front of his mentor #snfonnbc