Mark Laramee

Throbber Baron

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Update from San Antonio: This rapture sucks!!

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Spinning is like bicycling except there's nothing to look at and someone is yelling at you the whole time

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Maybe the zombies were just minding their own business

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Sparkle vamps are the gheyest thing god has ever forsaken

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I narrowly avoided having to slow dance with a broom

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The economist sucks. There. I said it

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Obligatory google wave tweet

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@ kogi truck!

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At the end of the day, it's style points that count

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@MissRFTC - Imagining you toddling

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teaching computers to program themselves is an inevitable act of treason against humanity

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Don't ever get into a drinking game with sunshine bigglesworth

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Mass murder suicide as Lost writers and producers try to come up with an ending

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I'm looking at the donut shop and thinking 'there's no way that's a legitimate business'

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Feelin' Twankly!!!

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Sangrica!

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I could deal with the annoying voice...but the snort-laugh had to go

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is it a rager or a soiree? i need to practice the correct form of hotness dropping

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my friend said that i can't half-ass it. the problem is, of course, that i can

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Yawning...remembering I agreed to go to art walk today...brief grumbling followed by realizing i love the art walk.