Michael L. Lang

wtf

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@SenThomTillis Always blaming the “personal advisor” you fucking coward

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@JakeAuch You don’t have to put yourself on TV to share half baked thoughts with serious implications. You could just shut up and no one would be the wiser.

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@TulsiGabbard Evil witch says what

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@JDVance Seriously fuck you JD

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@SarahLongwell25 @ChrisSununu With the word “dipshit” in the news, Chris Sununu instantly springs to mind. He has always been this way.

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

MA DENG!!!!! @octaviaspencer

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

No sanitizing this. @jdvance and @realDonaldTrump bear full responsibility. They’re promoters of terrorism; and they did it intentionally.

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

Jaws: The Revenge erasure

[Netflix @netflix]

The opening scene of Jaws? That's history.

Jaws 1, 2, and 3 are now on Netflix.

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@mattyglesias Harris wins -> stalemate for 2 years -> 🤝 2026 midterms -> liberal utopia

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

Hey @CNN what is this seething right-wing blowhard doing on your air during the Democratic National Convention?

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@megynkelly Remember when you had a daytime talk show on NBC and pretended to be normal until you no longer could?

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@MeghanMcCain You are such a hate monster

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

Trump: “Tim Walz will unleash hell on Earth!"

Tim Walz:

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate.

As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his.

It's great to have him on the team.

Now let’s get to work. Join us:
https://t.co/W4AE2WlMTj

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@JDVance Dude shut up

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@MeghanMcCain You are exhausting

[Sam Stein @samstein]

HARRIS STATEMENT

“I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination. Over the past year, I have traveled across the country, talking with Americans about the clear choice in this momentous election. And that is what I will continue to do in the days and weeks ahead. I will do everything in my power to unite the Democratic Party—and unite our nation—to defeat Donald Trump and his extreme Project 2025 agenda"

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@TimAlberta Doesn’t Kamala have to first officially announce she’s running before there’s an endorsement?

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@JDVance1 It’s quite simple to understand if you’re not a disingenuous twat or a dumbass, really

[Michael L. Lang @LanGuistics_]

@AlexThomp @daveweigel This is unhinged. They can hash this beef out when they are both ex Presidents. In the meantime Biden and his team need to get a fucking grip and announce his withdrawal.