N̶alani

you may think i tell good jokes, but i am the joke

[N̶alani @Lan_komar]

my count has been cut short due to coming back home but since school started I have continuously bought value sized bottles of Parmesan cheese and in over the course of a semester and a half I alone consumed 110oz of Parmesan

[Leslie D Ⓥ @consciencevegan]

This is America. #kansascity #chiefs #parade #GunControlNow #guncontrol #KansasCityStrong #KansasCityChiefsParade

[M̷a̷̷g̷̷i̷̷k̷ 🗡️ @LilTravi2]

Usher didn’t play daddy’s home featuring Gojo at the super bowl

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

I will never forget how there was more of an international outrage about 40 fake babies than +7,000 real ones.

[Nano @nanoaims]

"Dad, there is this anime called Attack on Titan, do you know it ?"
#shingeki #AttackOnTitan

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after playing detective

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

He's 100% watching a replay lmao

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

In London, there's a woman who goes every day on the subway and sits on the dock just to listen to the announcement recorded by her husband in 1950.

Margaret McCollum after the death of her Oswald Laurence, sits on the bench waiting to hear this recording that became one of London's most famous "Mind the gap" (attention the space between the train and the dock).

In 2003, Oswald died leaving a huge void in Margaret's heart. So Margaret found a way to feel his presence closest.

But from the day after more than half a century, this voice was replaced by an empty electronic recording. Out of distress Margaret asked this cassette tape to the London subway transport company to continue listening to her husband's voice at home.

But, knowing the moving history, the company decided to restore the announcement in the only stop near the house where the woman lives, specifically at the Embankment stop of Northern Line, where all passengers can listen today Oswald Laurence's voice and to think that eternal love really exists.

Wonderful gesture by the authorities.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

If cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

“y’all start clapping, on beat though!… forget the clapping😕” LMFAOOOO JAY-Z😭😭😭

[chris person @Papapishu]

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

[Val @driverdelrey]

Everytime I see it I laugh like is the first one

[Zachs That Go Hard @ZachBroussard]

Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me in my lil me in my lil
fall outfit fall outfit
at 8am at 5pm

[N̶alani @Lan_komar]

@darialeighh new moon had been in Pisces 🫶🏽

[N̶alani @Lan_komar]

i spent a whole day worrying what I would say to this guy I had a crush on & decided on asking for his song of the week, but when I saw him the first thing he said to me was “I have a couple songs for you” (no I haven’t stopped thinking about it)